Ok,enough with giving

[Geekbabe]

I need an Xmas list! Help me write my list to Santa people

dEAR sANTA....

 

Gifts for yourself or for your family and friends ?

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Roger
Gifts for yourself or for your family and friends ?

Gifts for me

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Roger
Gifts for yourself or for your family and friends ?

I'm putting you down for a big box of reading comprehension for Xmas.

 

[minendo]

Dear Santa,

I hope you have not waited this long to begin shopping for me. If you did, I feel sorry for you because you are going to be spending countless hours standing in lines with other morons who have delayed also shopping. Enjoy your time at the moron village, er I mean mall.

Sincerely,

GB

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Roger
Gifts for yourself or for your family and friends ?

I'm putting you down for a big box of reading comprehension for Xmas.

Hey,this is my letter to Santa,no hijacking by Roger allowed!

 

[Viper GTS]

I'm going to a gun show this weekend, hoping to find a SA Mil-Spec 1911 in stainless. I would also settle for a WWII GI mil-spec.

Mmm, 1911.

Viper GTS <-- Helping Roger hijack

 

Perfume
Clothes
Linens
Cell phone
Naughty nighties
Over stuffed feather pillow(s)
New slippers
Hot tub
watch
Professional massage

I'm putting you down for a big box of reading comprehension for Xmas.

There's nothing wrong with my reading and comprehension skills, all Ii need for Christmas are new glasses

 

[iwearnosox]

Nintendo Gamecube.

 

[agnitrate]

Originally posted by: Roger
Perfume
Clothes
Linens
Cell phone
Naughty nighties
Over stuffed feather pillow(s)
New slippers
Hot tub
watch
Professional massage

Throw in "Expensive jewelry" and I think you just might have compiled the list of all acceptable gifts for women.

-silver

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: agnitrate

Originally posted by: Roger
Perfume
Clothes
Linens
Cell phone
Naughty nighties
Over stuffed feather pillow(s)
New slippers
Hot tub
watch
Professional massage

Throw in "Expensive jewelry" and I think you just might have compiled the list of all acceptable gifts for women.

-silver

I'm not really into the whole big jewelry thing(I work with my hands a lot) though a new silver thumb ring would be cool

 

Throw in "Expensive jewelry" and I think you just might have compiled the list of all acceptable gifts for women.

-silver

I have had many years to revise that list and all the mistakes to prove it.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Roger
Perfume
Clothes
Linens
Cell phone
Naughty nighties
Over stuffed feather pillow(s)
New slippers
Hot tub
watch
Professional massage

I'm putting you down for a big box of reading comprehension for Xmas.

There's nothing wrong with my reading and comprehension skills, all Ii need for Christmas are new glasses

Hehe....sorry GB.

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
I'm going to a gun show this weekend, hoping to find a SA Mil-Spec 1911 in stainless. I would also settle for a WWII GI mil-spec.

Mmm, 1911.

Viper GTS <-- Helping Roger hijack

I'm looking for a Glock for myself......mmmmmm......right to bear arms...

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: cashman

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
I'm going to a gun show this weekend, hoping to find a SA Mil-Spec 1911 in stainless. I would also settle for a WWII GI mil-spec.

Mmm, 1911.

Viper GTS <-- Helping Roger hijack

I'm looking for a Glock for myself......mmmmmm......right to bear arms...

Mmm......hollow-point tiny penis compensation......

















I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I have no problem with legally-owned firearms, so relax.

 

[kranky]

Bottle of ouzo
Pomegranate oil lamp
Byzantine icon

...wait, that's the list for a Greekbabe.... hold on....

How about leather gloves, a pass for a day spa, a music box that plays your favorite song, season tickets for the Celtics, or a weekend vacation in your own city (doing the things you always tell visitors to do but never do yourself) while staying at the Ritz-Carlton.

 

[SinnerWolf]

Eenie Meenie....
ms. santa claus outfit
webcam <hint hint>
massage/spa day with your bf/sister/mother
flashdrive
one of those inflatable clowns with sand in the bottom that you can box, those things rock.
yeah im weird

 

[Hammer]

trip

 

[stormbv]

Give yourself a week of pure indulgence.

 

[cyclistca]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

I work with my hands a lot

:Q

<---- Likes to take things out of context

 

[CPA]

Dear Santa,

Please bring the following stuff, pronto:

crotchless panties
wascally wabbit
chains
whips
...and some good lovin'









oh, man I hope I don't get a vacation for this.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: kranky
Bottle of ouzo
Pomegranate oil lamp
Byzantine icon

...wait, that's the list for a Greekbabe.... hold on....

How about leather gloves, a pass for a day spa, a music box that plays your favorite song, season tickets for the Celtics, or a weekend vacation in your own city (doing the things you always tell visitors to do but never do yourself) while staying at the Ritz-Carlton.

Rotflol.. definately not a Greekbabe here

Dear Santa,

I have been very good this year..

 

[Geekbabe]

help me write a humourous letter to Santa everybody.

I'm having a really hard time today and feeling quite anxious,some fun is in order here.

 

.....a strap on....

 

[MaxDepth]

have you been :evil: or
O <--------supposed to be a halo.
?