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captains

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Originally posted by: Last Rezort
ok so i started drinking around 4 or 5, maybe some of you remember. I started out with just a few beers at the house, the pre-sap you know. Getting a little perbed, i got picked up and went to a bar. Had an IPA, the night gets going.
So we soon decided that we wanted to shoot some pool, go to th local bowling place, start to play for drinks. Now i suck so i got drunk quick, and the booze is flowing. Then another buddy shows up, and we go to the pool hall a town over for ladies night.
Anyways long story short, ten o-clock rolls around and im sh!t housed, i mean real bad. And as we start to leave to go party, everything went blank. I wake up on the ground, and there are people all around me. One guy is saying hes going to call the cops, my buddy is telling everyone im alright. Needless to say, i have no clue where i am, or why im on the ground. And then the puke starts flowing. Anyways i got stupid drunk and had lots of fun, being stupid.

Damn I'm cool.
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i dont get it.....if u play for drinks and suck that means u wouldnt be doin all the drinkin
 
Fullmetal Chocobo

Fullmetal Chocobo

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I can't believe they didn't lock / delete this thread. Rank (gold member) has it's previlidges I guess. *eg*
Tas.
 
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BooGiMaN

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you sound like a darwin award winner in the making....

freind of last rezort being interviewed by cops:

"last thing i heard that dumbass say was 'im soooo cool watch this!' and then bam he was gone just like that...we all tried to tell him he really wasnt that cool but eh what can you do. never really liked him much, we just let him hang out with us cuz we liked to laugh at him..poor shmuck"
 
cKGunslinger

cKGunslinger

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Oh yeah, you're a real playa...:roll: Chicks dig guys with puke on them.
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LOL - I remember being drunk at a BYOB club one night, asking several girls to dance with me (with a heavy slur) and having them all look disgusted. After I started complaining to my freinds, they all laughed and told me to go look at myself in the mirror. I came back furious, asking which one of those alcoholic bastards puked on me, only to find out a had passed out and puked in the car on the ride over. I though I had just took a nap. :(

Jeebus, I'm glad I'm not a teenager any more.
 
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gigapet

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Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
I can't believe they didn't lock / delete this thread. Rank (gold member) has it's previlidges I guess. *eg*
Tas.
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why would they lock it
 
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Trey22

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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
I can't believe they didn't lock / delete this thread. Rank (gold member) has it's previlidges I guess. *eg*
Tas.
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why would they lock it
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Exactly, it's not like there's a law against being an idiot... but then again, there should be.
 
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tweakmm

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May 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
I can't believe they didn't lock / delete this thread. Rank (gold member) has it's previlidges I guess. *eg*
Tas.
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Just wait until you hit lifer, that's when the real perks come. The mods wipe your ass after you use the bathroom and give you head whenever you want.
 
Nebor

Nebor

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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
I can't believe they didn't lock / delete this thread. Rank (gold member) has it's previlidges I guess. *eg*
Tas.
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why would they lock it
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No trucks, no trains, no planes falling from the sky. Why oh why can't something end your existance already?
 
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cavemanmoron

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Mar 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: Last Rezort
ok so i started drinking around 4 or 5, maybe some of you remember. I started out with just a few beers at the house, the pre-sap you know. Getting a little perbed, i got picked up and went to a bar. Had an IPA, the night gets going.
So we soon decided that we wanted to shoot some pool, go to th local bowling place, start to play for drinks. Now i suck so i got drunk quick, and the booze is flowing. Then another buddy shows up, and we go to the pool hall a town over for ladies night.
Anyways long story short, ten o-clock rolls around and im sh!t housed, i mean real bad. And as we start to leave to go party, everything went blank. I wake up on the ground, and there are people all around me. One guy is saying hes going to call the cops, my buddy is telling everyone im alright. Needless to say, i have no clue where i am, or why im on the ground. And then the puke starts flowing. Anyways i got stupid drunk and had lots of fun, being stupid.

Damn I'm SO NOT cool.
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Fixed

 
Fullmetal Chocobo

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
I can't believe they didn't lock / delete this thread. Rank (gold member) has it's previlidges I guess. *eg*
Tas.
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Just wait until you hit lifer, that's when the real perks come. The mods wipe your ass after you use the bathroom and give you head whenever you want.
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hehehehehehe. I bet. And the women worship your ePenis too, right?
Tas.
 
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