OJ wants to cover murder trial

[rudeguy]

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he wants to cover the Andrew Blake murder trial....

 

[human2k]

"I think I have a lot of insight. I don't know if he's guilty or not, but I know there's no such thing anymore as innocent until proven guilty."

For a second there I thought he was talking about himself.

 

[MichaelD]

Bahahahahah!

...and in National News, a California man, Steve Smith, who accidentally left his microcassette recorder running while on a bathroom break from a sales meeting got a whole lot more than an earful today when he met up with OJ Simpson in the men's room.

*transcript follows*

[begin transcript]

Steve: Wow! OJ Simpson...uh...what's up buddy? How you doing?

OJ: Hey man, I'm doing allright; got a new career going!

Steve: Oh really? What would that be?

OJ: I"m gonna be a reporter, man! Gonna cover the Andy Blake murder trial...you know, Baretta?"

Steve: OH yeah, I know about Andy Blake....looks pretty bad for him, huh? They've got him nailed!

OJ: Oh, hell no! He's innocent, I tell you. The courts always wanna point the finger at the guy. Lemme tell you something, that bitch deserved it! She's was ho'in around on him...she was disrespecting him! She needed to die!!! I tell you, I don't put up with no woman cheating on me...I kick her ass once, twice, if that don't work, she gets the shiv in the gut! He should of been more carefull though..shoulda talked to me first....

[/end transcript]

Local police have picked up OJ for re-questioning in the murder of his wife Nicole Simpson and her alleged lover...the Reverend Al Sharpton and Johnnie Cochran have flown to California to protest against this alleged travesty of justice....

Damn, I crack me up!!!