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Ohio Girl Helps Free Bubba the Lobster

Ohio Girl Helps Free Bubba the Lobster
By Associated Press
Tue Oct 10, 2:23 PM

CINCINNATI - A 7-year-old Ohio girl who wanted to set a grocery store lobster free has gotten her wish. What started last month when Myranda Hutchinson won Bubba the lobster in a raffle in Cincinnati ended Saturday when the crustacean found freedom about 1,100 miles away off the coast of Maine.

Myranda won the nearly 8-pound lobster last month during an anniversary celebration at a bigg's grocery store in Cincinnati.

"I nicknamed him Bubba because he was so big," said Dave Brandon, the store's seafood salesman. "He just kinda looked like a Bubba."

Myranda was determined to win Bubba so she could set him free, said the girl's mother Julianne Hutchinson.

The family's calls and e-mails to zoos and aquariums were futile. None wanted to take Bubba in.

"That size is unusual but ... lobsters are a dime a dozen," Columbus Zoo and Aquarium curator Mike Brittsan said.

But Brittsan helped in another way.

He helped get Bubba to diver Eddie Monat in Bar Harbor, Maine, who agreed to find Bubba a home off the Atlantic coast.

Monat, who owns Diver Ed's Dive-In Theater, films his dives and shows live footage to his boat passengers and also brings sea creatures on board for passengers to see and touch.

Bubba made it to Maine after Myranda's mother and stepfather paid $280 to fund his cross-country airplane ride in a foam container.

Bubba should be safe from being eaten as long as he stays in Maine water. A lobster as big as Bubba is illegal to catch and keep in Maine.

 
:music: "...Somebody went under a dock
and there they saw..a rock.
It wasn't a rock...
It was a rock..lobster! Rock Lobster!... " :music:
 
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
$280 to put him back in the sea? 😕 It doesn't even have emotions!

But little girls do.

Yeah, but lil girls will believe you when you tell them, over a delicous shellfish dinner, that you set Bubba free in the cool clear waters of the Atlantic Ocean.
 
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
$280 to put him back in the sea? 😕 It doesn't even have emotions!

But little girls do.

Yeah, but lil girls will believe you when you tell them, over a delicous shellfish dinner, that you set Bubba free in the cool clear waters of the Atlantic Ocean.

All children learn behavior by modeling adults. I think it was $300 well spent for an invaluable lesson. If you have a deeply held conviction, act on it and damn the expense.
 
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
$280 to put him back in the sea? 😕 It doesn't even have emotions!

But little girls do.

Yeah, but lil girls will believe you when you tell them, over a delicous shellfish dinner, that you set Bubba free in the cool clear waters of the Atlantic Ocean.

All children learn behavior by modeling adults. I think it was $300 well spent for an invaluable lesson. If you have a deeply held conviction, act on it and damn the expense.

:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
$280 to put him back in the sea? 😕 It doesn't even have emotions!

But little girls do.

Yeah, but lil girls will believe you when you tell them, over a delicous shellfish dinner, that you set Bubba free in the cool clear waters of the Atlantic Ocean.

All children learn behavior by modeling adults. I think it was $300 well spent for an invaluable lesson. If you have a deeply held conviction, act on it and damn the expense.

:thumbsup:

But you could have just put him in some lake, and told the girl he'd live happily ever after. No need to tell her about the saltwater........ 😉
 
What about the seven pound mound of butter that was Bubba's constant companion? BUTTER! The butter! Who will think of the butter!

While oversize crustaceans romp fecklessly free, forlorn sticks of the well known dairy product lie captive in fiendish "butter doors" -- akin to the infamous "tiger cages" of Nam fame -- in the cold, dank, unlighted (oh, sure, open the door and a light comes temporarily on) energy wasting kitchen prisons found across the length and breadth of this otherwise great republic of ours.

Friends, think of the sublime spread and what it does for us. For what is a piece of toast without butter? Nothing but a dried out piece of bread! :|
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
What about the seven pound mound of butter that was Bubba's constant companion? BUTTER! The butter! Who will think of the butter!

While oversize crustaceans romp fecklessly free, forlorn sticks of the well known dairy product lie captive in fiendish "butter doors" -- akin to the infamous "tiger cages" of Nam fame -- in the cold, dank, unlighted (oh, sure, open the door and a light comes temporarily on) energy wasting kitchen prisons found across the length and breadth of this otherwise great republic of ours.

Friends, think of the sublime spread and what it does for us. For what is a piece of toast without butter? Nothing but a dried out piece of bread! :|

😕 :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
Originally posted by: Perknose
What about the seven pound mound of butter that was Bubba's constant companion? BUTTER! The butter! Who will think of the butter!

While oversize crustaceans romp fecklessly free, forlorn sticks of the well known dairy product lie captive in fiendish "butter doors" -- akin to the infamous "tiger cages" of Nam fame -- in the cold, dank, unlighted (oh, sure, open the door and a light comes temporarily on) energy wasting kitchen prisons found across the length and breadth of this otherwise great republic of ours.

Friends, think of the sublime spread and what it does for us. For what is a piece of toast without butter? Nothing but a dried out piece of bread! :|

😕 :laugh:

That, young padawan, is how one becomes elite.

 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Ohio Girl Helps Free Bubba the Lobster
By Associated Press
Tue Oct 10, 2:23 PM

CINCINNATI - A 7-year-old Ohio girl who wanted to set a grocery store lobster free has gotten her wish. What started last month when Myranda Hutchinson won Bubba the lobster in a raffle in Cincinnati ended Saturday when the crustacean found freedom about 1,100 miles away off the coast of Maine.

Myranda won the nearly 8-pound lobster last month during an anniversary celebration at a bigg's grocery store in Cincinnati.

"I nicknamed him Bubba because he was so big," said Dave Brandon, the store's seafood salesman. "He just kinda looked like a Bubba."

Myranda was determined to win Bubba so she could set him free, said the girl's mother Julianne Hutchinson.

The family's calls and e-mails to zoos and aquariums were futile. None wanted to take Bubba in.

"That size is unusual but ... lobsters are a dime a dozen," Columbus Zoo and Aquarium curator Mike Brittsan said.

But Brittsan helped in another way.

He helped get Bubba to diver Eddie Monat in Bar Harbor, Maine, who agreed to find Bubba a home off the Atlantic coast.

Monat, who owns Diver Ed's Dive-In Theater, films his dives and shows live footage to his boat passengers and also brings sea creatures on board for passengers to see and touch.

Bubba made it to Maine after Myranda's mother and stepfather paid $280 to fund his cross-country airplane ride in a foam container.

Bubba should be safe from being eaten as long as he stays in Maine water. A lobster as big as Bubba is illegal to catch and keep in Maine.


Show me lobsters for a dime a dozen and I'll be there with a bucket full of dimes!!!
 
Originally posted by: djheater
All children learn behavior by modeling adults. I think it was $300 well spent for an invaluable lesson. If you have a deeply held conviction, act on it and damn the expense.

All children develop behavior by modeling peers, family, and authorities, as well as self-experience. They could have opted to not return the lobster, let the behavior reach extinction, reinforced their desired models of behavior, and saved $300.
 
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Ohio Girl Helps Free Bubba the Lobster
By Associated Press
Tue Oct 10, 2:23 PM

CINCINNATI - A 7-year-old Ohio girl who wanted to set a grocery store lobster free has gotten her wish. What started last month when Myranda Hutchinson won Bubba the lobster in a raffle in Cincinnati ended Saturday when the crustacean found freedom about 1,100 miles away off the coast of Maine.

Myranda won the nearly 8-pound lobster last month during an anniversary celebration at a bigg's grocery store in Cincinnati.

"I nicknamed him Bubba because he was so big," said Dave Brandon, the store's seafood salesman. "He just kinda looked like a Bubba."

Myranda was determined to win Bubba so she could set him free, said the girl's mother Julianne Hutchinson.

The family's calls and e-mails to zoos and aquariums were futile. None wanted to take Bubba in.

"That size is unusual but ... lobsters are a dime a dozen," Columbus Zoo and Aquarium curator Mike Brittsan said.

But Brittsan helped in another way.

He helped get Bubba to diver Eddie Monat in Bar Harbor, Maine, who agreed to find Bubba a home off the Atlantic coast.

Monat, who owns Diver Ed's Dive-In Theater, films his dives and shows live footage to his boat passengers and also brings sea creatures on board for passengers to see and touch.

Bubba made it to Maine after Myranda's mother and stepfather paid $280 to fund his cross-country airplane ride in a foam container.

Bubba should be safe from being eaten as long as he stays in Maine water. A lobster as big as Bubba is illegal to catch and keep in Maine.


Show me lobsters for a dime a dozen and I'll be there with a bucket full of dimes!!!

And several pounds of butter! 😀
 
Originally posted by: CollectiveUnconscious
Originally posted by: djheater
All children learn behavior by modeling adults. I think it was $300 well spent for an invaluable lesson. If you have a deeply held conviction, act on it and damn the expense.

All children develop behavior by modeling peers, family, and authorities, as well as self-experience. They could have opted to not return the lobster, let the behavior reach extinction, reinforced their desired models of behavior, and saved $300.

Look, using your superior education to trod on my bleeding heart world view is bad form.

😛
 
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: CollectiveUnconscious
Originally posted by: djheater
All children learn behavior by modeling adults. I think it was $300 well spent for an invaluable lesson. If you have a deeply held conviction, act on it and damn the expense.

All children develop behavior by modeling peers, family, and authorities, as well as self-experience. They could have opted to not return the lobster, let the behavior reach extinction, reinforced their desired models of behavior, and saved $300.

Look, using your superior education to trod on my bleeding heart world view is bad form.

😛

My life is just a series of events conducted in bad form. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
$280 to put him back in the sea? 😕 It doesn't even have emotions!

But little girls do.

Yeah, but lil girls will believe you when you tell them, over a delicous shellfish dinner, that you set Bubba free in the cool clear waters of the Atlantic Ocean.

You... are evil... :Q


🙂
 
Originally posted by: CollectiveUnconscious
My life is just a series of events conducted in bad form. 😉
Hmmmm, so you still believe in the quaint idea of straight-line, one-way chronological progression?

With your nic, I might have thought you'd reside in the disembodied bliss of the eternal now. 😛

 
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