Ohhhh I hated the Colonel . . .

[XMan]

. . . with his weee beedy eyes and that smug luke on his face - "Oh, you're going to buy my chicken!"

 

[rudeguy]

someone has had waaay too much to drink....and its me!

 

[Challenger]

You sound like my old man.When I was a kid he hated the Colonel because he fed the Democratic National Convention.

 

[Bignate603]

Um, yeah... this is one of those situations where no snide comment will do...

 

[XMan]

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

 

[slick230]

Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Because he puts a secret ingredient in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

 

[Syringer]

Can someone explain this thread to me?

 

[GasX]

<insert pancake bunny here>

 

[loup garou]

HEED!

 

[Cougar]

So I married an Axe Murderer.

HEED! PAPER! NOW!

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
<insert pancake bunny here>

bah...lazy people

 

[XMan]

Let's get pissed!

 

[XMan]

Piper down, we've got a piper down!

 

[rudeguy]

:beer: cheers X-Man :beer:

 

[XMan]

Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick!

 

[Howard]

My pubic hairs have their own weather systems.

 

[StevenYoo]

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y... NIGHT!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y... NIGHT!

 

[rudeguy]

so there I was....walking down the dark mysterious street called Neffing Lane...I was scared and lonely, but I mustered on...the only thing driving me was my extreme need to up my post count....as I neared the end of the lane my worst nightmare appeared before me....yes....it was the mod from hell...complete with his banning sword and vacation shield....he struck at me quickly with his yellowish teeth with the strange green glint to them, but I quickly deflected his blow with my mighty platinum shield....this only angered the mod-demon...he struck again...this time hitting my reply button...wounded but not unable to post, I quickly shouted out the magical spell of "all your base are belong to us" and the mod-devil-demon quickly faded away into catid=69

 

[rudeguy]

oh come on...I liked my story

 

[jaeger66]

....and then he cut out the bitches eyes.