Ohh crap, how the hell did i agree to this?

So my girlfriend vaguely mentions that we got free tickets to see a play or something at a theatre last week, followed by drinking at a bar etc....
Fast forward to this evening, i find out that its called Puppetry of the penis..... WTF?!

I pretty much cant get out of it since we are going with two other couples, one of which is gay so i dont want to look like a homophobe....
Plz tell me that there will be some boobs mixed in with the schlongs.....


link to website

 

[Sheepathon]

WTF

 

[TwiceOver]

Maybe its educational... for your SO that is.

 

[EyeMWing]

LOFL. Stick it out. If it's bad, use the following line on the way home: "You owe me some penis puppetry for that crap."

 

[loup garou]

I heard it's funny. I'd see it.

 

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
WTF

Indeed, it was on HBO, now its on tour.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Hahahaha

 

Originally posted by: TwiceOver
Maybe its educational... for your SO that is.

I am finally in a position to be on a date and have a good reason to "whip it out"!

 

[bibbyking]

yeah, i saw part of it on HBO. pretty crazy stuff.

too bad it turns you gay after watching it.

 

[yukichigai]

Tell her if you sit through this then later tonight you get anal. That's right, no matter how neat you want the house she'll have to clean it.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Have fun!

:laugh:

 

[freakflag]

Just before the curtain rises, stand up on your seat and yell "I'd like you all to meet Pinnochio!" and flop it out. It will bring the house down. Trust me, people will absolutely vomit with laughter. It will probably get you laid, too.

 

[Eli]

That show was in town a while back, and we saw a commercial for it on TV...

I think we just about died laughing...

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Have fun!

:laugh:

Man I am GLAD Im not going to that...

 

[JoeKing]

dude... that sounds hilarious!!!


I bet I could do the "turtle"... no idea about the "hamburger" though...

 

[SpunkyJones]

Oh my. :Q

 

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Have fun!

:laugh:

Man I am GLAD Im not going to that...

Well off to the bar, i better get ALOT in me......Beer that is...

 

[BooGiMaN]

im just glad no one has requested pics......

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
im just glad no one has requested pics......

We know better.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Wondering if he liked it?

 

[Platypus]

pics

 

[OutHouse]

go steal a puppet penis and poke your GF in the butt with it and really see it it makes her horny.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: yukichigai
Tell her if you sit through this then later tonight you get anal. That's right, no matter how neat you want the house she'll have to clean it.

LOIS, you heard me!!!

OP <--suckered into a "we love gay people!" relationship

OP's S.O.<--Hillary Clinton with a vengence

OP+GF=married liberals with an axe to grind

 

[xSkyDrAx]

ROFL gl dude..tte

 

[intogamer]

I think you are fvcked.