Oh yea, this is genius
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moshquerade
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saw that on CBS this morning 
unfortunately, all the news stories on this are going to create more candy smoking kids.
unfortunately, all the news stories on this are going to create more candy smoking kids.
Zenmervolt
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And this is some huge problem because...?
Oh no! Kids could choke on the wrapper! Yeah, and they could choke on any of a thousand other things they eat every day. Maggots in the nose? Really? If their hygiene is that bad, I'm thinking that they have bigger things to worry about than a little sugar dust in the nose.
Must be a slow news day.
ZV
Oh no! Kids could choke on the wrapper! Yeah, and they could choke on any of a thousand other things they eat every day. Maggots in the nose? Really? If their hygiene is that bad, I'm thinking that they have bigger things to worry about than a little sugar dust in the nose.
Must be a slow news day.
ZV
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Jeff7
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And remember, kids:
All articles about snow will reference it as "the fluffy white stuff."
All articles about Mars will reference it as "The Red Planet."
Other fun things in journalism:Originally posted by: mugs
Who doesn't know that?! When they write an article about the automobile, do they mention that it's a popular mode of transportation?
All articles about snow will reference it as "the fluffy white stuff."
All articles about Mars will reference it as "The Red Planet."
Originally posted by: mugs
Who doesn't know that?! When they write an article about the automobile, do they mention that it's a popular mode of transportation?
I had to look them up. I know they are candy, but I couldn't visualize what they were.
They used to have those gum cigarettes - they came in realistic cigarette packs, too. They were covered in a powdered sugar so when you blew into them, smoke came out.
They've stopped making them, I believe. I liked them a lot as a kid. I've never smoked anything ever.
rudeguy
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Zenmervolt
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Just think of all those poor diabetics who could be severely harmed by the secondhand sugar smoke.
ZV
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Kids try to hard these days... back when I was in school we just smoked....
And honeslty I think smoking would kill you slower. I'm sure these kids aren't snorting that stuff as often as people smoke and they already are showing side effects.
And honeslty I think smoking would kill you slower. I'm sure these kids aren't snorting that stuff as often as people smoke and they already are showing side effects.
mugs
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Originally posted by: ducci
Originally posted by: mugs
Who doesn't know that?! When they write an article about the automobile, do they mention that it's a popular mode of transportation?
I had to look them up. I know they are candy, but I couldn't visualize what they were.
They used to have those gum cigarettes - they came in realistic cigarette packs, too. They were covered in a powdered sugar so when you blew into them, smoke came out.
They've stopped making them, I believe. I liked them a lot as a kid. I've never smoked anything ever.
Yeah, I think they were outlawed. They were not very good as far as candy goes.
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