- Jan 15, 2001
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i was in the waiting room filling out the forms (girlfriend is in the chair next to me) and everyone was dead silent.
out of nowhere, some guy started singing the ABCs very loud and walked around in front of everyone continuously. it became obvious quickly that he had some sort of mental handicap, and im certainly not making fun of him for that, but he was saying all sorts of funny stuff and making noises. it was amusing.
he stopped in front of the magazine table and just started farting. not one or two farts, and not even three or four...he just start ripping them. they were full force, loud, and smelly farts. no one made a noise because it just didnt feel like the right situation to laugh, especially because he probably didnt know it was inappropriate to do that in public.
however, i was dieing a million deaths trying not to laugh out loud, and i looked around to see if anyone else was having the same problem only to find that 5/8 people in the waiting room were pink in the face from holding it in.
then i made my fatal mistake. i looked at my girlfriend, and we both lost it. i mean really lost it. everytime i tried to stop and hold it in, i heard her still laughing, and the same thing happened to her. the lady on my right got up and moved to the other side of the room and started spraying air freshener (she had a spray bottle in her purse...weird). gosh it was so friggin hilarious i dont even know how to describe it.
now for the reason i was there...my balls hurt really bad and i have no idea why. well now i do, because im back from the doctor, but i didnt then. anyway, there is some sort of infection on the back of my left testicle and i just had to pickup some antibiotics.
the problem with the whole thing was that everytime i get a physical or go to the doctor for something related to the boys, it is always a 28-35 year old attractive woman that has to feel me up. it is so hard to keep the boys from knowing about the attractive woman that is about to touch them, but luckily i havent had an "excitement" problem to date.
cliffs:
1. dude farts nonstop in the waiting room
2. long pause, then nonstop laughter
3. attractive doctor feels me up
4. ...
5. Debt!!
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out of nowhere, some guy started singing the ABCs very loud and walked around in front of everyone continuously. it became obvious quickly that he had some sort of mental handicap, and im certainly not making fun of him for that, but he was saying all sorts of funny stuff and making noises. it was amusing.
he stopped in front of the magazine table and just started farting. not one or two farts, and not even three or four...he just start ripping them. they were full force, loud, and smelly farts. no one made a noise because it just didnt feel like the right situation to laugh, especially because he probably didnt know it was inappropriate to do that in public.
however, i was dieing a million deaths trying not to laugh out loud, and i looked around to see if anyone else was having the same problem only to find that 5/8 people in the waiting room were pink in the face from holding it in.
then i made my fatal mistake. i looked at my girlfriend, and we both lost it. i mean really lost it. everytime i tried to stop and hold it in, i heard her still laughing, and the same thing happened to her. the lady on my right got up and moved to the other side of the room and started spraying air freshener (she had a spray bottle in her purse...weird). gosh it was so friggin hilarious i dont even know how to describe it.
now for the reason i was there...my balls hurt really bad and i have no idea why. well now i do, because im back from the doctor, but i didnt then. anyway, there is some sort of infection on the back of my left testicle and i just had to pickup some antibiotics.
the problem with the whole thing was that everytime i get a physical or go to the doctor for something related to the boys, it is always a 28-35 year old attractive woman that has to feel me up. it is so hard to keep the boys from knowing about the attractive woman that is about to touch them, but luckily i havent had an "excitement" problem to date.
cliffs:
1. dude farts nonstop in the waiting room
2. long pause, then nonstop laughter
3. attractive doctor feels me up
4. ...
5. Debt!!
Obligatory Pics
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