Hayabusa Rider
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My neighbors are cows. No, not overweight people but real on the hoof beasts.
As usual I let the dogs out for a last time before bed and they go ballistic. I look around and there are these dark shapes against the snow. The bloody cows are loose.
Cows are fairly benign except when thirty or so start wandering over your property wandering into smaller (but expensive) trees.
So I call the guy who owns them and I get his answering machine. That doesn't do it for me. So I call 911 and they ask the nature of the emergency. I say "I have cows" 😀 Well cows standing on a dark road are a genuine threat to drivers, so they send the police to get the owners and he starts herding them with ATVs. Lovely.
I'd have ignored it all at that point but not my one dog. He barked for over an hour.
So I'll walk around with one eye open.
As usual I let the dogs out for a last time before bed and they go ballistic. I look around and there are these dark shapes against the snow. The bloody cows are loose.
Cows are fairly benign except when thirty or so start wandering over your property wandering into smaller (but expensive) trees.
So I call the guy who owns them and I get his answering machine. That doesn't do it for me. So I call 911 and they ask the nature of the emergency. I say "I have cows" 😀 Well cows standing on a dark road are a genuine threat to drivers, so they send the police to get the owners and he starts herding them with ATVs. Lovely.
I'd have ignored it all at that point but not my one dog. He barked for over an hour.
So I'll walk around with one eye open.
