Oh NOEZ!!! Ron Jeremy in critical condition!

[Fritzo]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...critical-condition-needs-surgery-report-says/

Ron Jeremy is in critical condition due to an aneurysm near his heart, TMZ reported.

The adult film star began experiencing severe chest pains Tuesday afternoon and drove himself to the hospital, his manager told TMZ.

Jeremy is currently in the ICU, the site reported, and is being prepped for surgery.

In addition to his adult film career, Jeremy appeared on “The Surreal Life,” “Tosh.O” and “Chappelle’s Show.”

On a side note, nothing kills the mood more than seeing him in an ad on a porn site.

 

[Red Storm]

On a side note, nothing kills the mood more than seeing him in an ad on a porn site.

Must be the goal. Get you down (heh) so you're more likely to buy whatever it is they're selling.

 

[KeithTalent]

Poor little hedgehog.

KT

 

[JulesMaximus]

God is punishing him for a life of sin.

 

[techs]

When he was younger he could actually give himself a b*job.

 

[Fritzo]

When he was younger he could actually give himself a b*job.

If all men could do this it would doom the human race as men would lose interest in reproducing.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

God is punishing him for a life of sin.

Not any more or worse than God punishes Boston Priests. :awe:

 

[Gibsons]

So, if they need to do a bypass, they'll need to get a vein from somewhere...

:hmm:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Not any more or worse than God punishes Boston Priests. :awe:

God looks the other way in those situations because when they aren't molesting little boys they are doing his work. :ninja:

 

[Golgatha]

Cause of death? Massive stroke...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Cause of death? Massive stroke...

Has he been upgraded to dead?

 

[SP33Demon]

Hopefully it isn't too hard for him to beat.

 

[techs]

My flag is at half mast.

 

[Kadarin]

Aneurysm near the heart is a tough thing to survive. About 15 years ago my dad had one in his abdomenal aorta, and they gave him a 5% chance of survival. He made it and is still kicking around at age 85.

Good luck to Ron, hope he gets better soon.

 

[Schmide]

So, if they need to do a bypass, they'll need to get a vein from somewhere...

:hmm:

So a donor organ that knows about pounding?

 

[OCGuy]

It would be the first time in human history that people would gather around in awe as Rigor mortis sets in.

 

[GrumpyMan]

I wonder how many nurses are going to "sneak a peek" to see how big it is?

 

[SheHateMe]

Is that the fat dude with the nasty, sweaty looking hair from all the Pr0ns?

 

[KeithTalent]

Is that the fat dude with the nasty, sweaty looking hair from all the Pr0ns?

You're going to have to be a little more specific.

KT

 

[Gibsons]

Is that the fat dude with the nasty, sweaty looking hair from all the Pr0ns?

No one should do a Ron Jeremy image search at work, so you might have to wait a bit to have your question answered.

 

[techs]

Just wondering how many womenz Jeremy has porked?

 

[They Live]

Just wondering how many womenz Jeremy has porked?

Probably more than every male on this forum combined.

 

[Fritzo]

Just wondering how many womenz Jeremy has porked?

3,500,000,000

And to put that in perspective, there are only 3,209,000,000 on Earth right now.

 

[KeithP]

Hopefully he will get well but I have to ask, is he an organ donor?

-KeithP

 

[etrigan420]

Probably more than every male on this forum combined.

So more than 4?