Oh my lord... I never knew that dogs had the ability....

[aphex]

To rip the worst ones i have EVER SMELT...... E-V-E-R.

I just spent the past 2 minutes dry heaving in the bathroom after i landed downwind of a butt skunk my dog let rip in his sleep.... BLUGH

Is it just my puppy that can clear a room, or is this common?

 

[Lithium381]

no, my dog used to destroy sinuses too

 

[Kadarin]

Mine can do that too, and he's a little guy... :beer:

 

[bradruth]

I've caught a few from one of my dad's cats...I dread the day I get one from his 130+ pound St. Bernard. :Q

 

[neutralizer]

HAHAHA! I didn't know that, but thanks for the laugh.

 

[KLin]

Dog Farts

One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived at the girl's house he was quickly whisked into the dinning room where they were getting reading to sit down for dinner. He sat down in his chair and the family dog curled up under him.

Halfway through dinner the man felt a rumble in his tummy and noticed he had gas. He was very uncomfortable so he let a little bit out hoping no one would notice. As soon as he did, the girl's father yelled at the dog "Rufus!" The guy thought, hey, this is great and let out a little bit more. Once again, the girl's father yelled "Rufus!"

The guy decided to let all the gas out since the father thought it was the dog. After he let a long fart out, the girl's father yells at the dog "RUFUS! Get out from under that chair before that man sh!ts on you!"

 

[Ryan]

Sorry, my cat literally singes the hair on my body with his farts.

 

[aphex]

Looks like he's trying to hit me with round two.....

i..... will....... survive.........

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: KLin
Dog Farts

One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived at the girl's house he was quickly whisked into the dinning room where they were getting reading to sit down for dinner. He sat down in his chair and the family dog curled up under him.

Halfway through dinner the man felt a rumble in his tummy and noticed he had gas. He was very uncomfortable so he let a little bit out hoping no one would notice. As soon as he did, the girl's father yelled at the dog "Rufus!" The guy thought, hey, this is great and let out a little bit more. Once again, the girl's father yelled "Rufus!"

The guy decided to let all the gas out since the father thought it was the dog. After he let a long fart out, the girl's father yells at the dog "RUFUS! Get out from under that chair before that man sh!ts on you!"

haha thats pretty funny


sidenote: i have a dalmation and she looks so innocent but shes deadly!

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: KLin
Dog Farts

One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived at the girl's house he was quickly whisked into the dinning room where they were getting reading to sit down for dinner. He sat down in his chair and the family dog curled up under him.

Halfway through dinner the man felt a rumble in his tummy and noticed he had gas. He was very uncomfortable so he let a little bit out hoping no one would notice. As soon as he did, the girl's father yelled at the dog "Rufus!" The guy thought, hey, this is great and let out a little bit more. Once again, the girl's father yelled "Rufus!"

The guy decided to let all the gas out since the father thought it was the dog. After he let a long fart out, the girl's father yells at the dog "RUFUS! Get out from under that chair before that man sh!ts on you!"

LMAO!

 

[thomsbrain]

cats can do it, too. theirs are always silent but deadly.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: KLin
Dog Farts

One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived at the girl's house he was quickly whisked into the dinning room where they were getting reading to sit down for dinner. He sat down in his chair and the family dog curled up under him.

Halfway through dinner the man felt a rumble in his tummy and noticed he had gas. He was very uncomfortable so he let a little bit out hoping no one would notice. As soon as he did, the girl's father yelled at the dog "Rufus!" The guy thought, hey, this is great and let out a little bit more. Once again, the girl's father yelled "Rufus!"

The guy decided to let all the gas out since the father thought it was the dog. After he let a long fart out, the girl's father yells at the dog "RUFUS! Get out from under that chair before that man sh!ts on you!"

LMAO!

Agreed. That's classic

:beer:

 

[BaboonGuy]

dog food = lowest quality crap ever. thus uber bad smelling farts

 

[MithShrike]

My mom is worse than any of our dogs have ever been. My grandmother said my mom has had gas problems her whole life.

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: KLin
Dog Farts

One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived at the girl's house he was quickly whisked into the dinning room where they were getting reading to sit down for dinner. He sat down in his chair and the family dog curled up under him.

Halfway through dinner the man felt a rumble in his tummy and noticed he had gas. He was very uncomfortable so he let a little bit out hoping no one would notice. As soon as he did, the girl's father yelled at the dog "Rufus!" The guy thought, hey, this is great and let out a little bit more. Once again, the girl's father yelled "Rufus!"

The guy decided to let all the gas out since the father thought it was the dog. After he let a long fart out, the girl's father yells at the dog "RUFUS! Get out from under that chair before that man sh!ts on you!"

LMAO.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Mith
My mom is worse than any of our dogs have ever been. My grandmother said my mom has had gas problems her whole life.

TMI kthxbye

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Mith
My mom is worse than any of our dogs have ever been. My grandmother said my mom has had gas problems her whole life.

Maybe she should alter her diet...

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: KLin
Dog Farts

One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived at the girl's house he was quickly whisked into the dinning room where they were getting reading to sit down for dinner. He sat down in his chair and the family dog curled up under him.

Halfway through dinner the man felt a rumble in his tummy and noticed he had gas. He was very uncomfortable so he let a little bit out hoping no one would notice. As soon as he did, the girl's father yelled at the dog "Rufus!" The guy thought, hey, this is great and let out a little bit more. Once again, the girl's father yelled "Rufus!"

The guy decided to let all the gas out since the father thought it was the dog. After he let a long fart out, the girl's father yells at the dog "RUFUS! Get out from under that chair before that man sh!ts on you!"

HAHA

 

[marquee]

I think the reason dogs and cats have silent farts is because they dont have the butt cheeks that the gas must blow by.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: KLin
Dog Farts

One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived at the girl's house he was quickly whisked into the dinning room where they were getting reading to sit down for dinner. He sat down in his chair and the family dog curled up under him.

Halfway through dinner the man felt a rumble in his tummy and noticed he had gas. He was very uncomfortable so he let a little bit out hoping no one would notice. As soon as he did, the girl's father yelled at the dog "Rufus!" The guy thought, hey, this is great and let out a little bit more. Once again, the girl's father yelled "Rufus!"

The guy decided to let all the gas out since the father thought it was the dog. After he let a long fart out, the girl's father yells at the dog "RUFUS! Get out from under that chair before that man sh!ts on you!"

Bwhaha! nice.

 

[Gurck]

That joke owns

My 14-lb shih tzu can sear the paint right off the walls, but it's not often he's gassy (thank god). I go all out with the $.80/tin Little Ceasars food. Might not be financially feasible for bigger dogs, but he loves the stuff and is very healthy.

 

[Thegonagle]

Better pet food == fewer/less nasty dog/cat farts. Change the food and change your life.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Thegonagle
Better pet food == fewer/less nasty dog/cat farts. Change the food and change your life.

not sure if there is actually any truth to this..

my dog used to rip nasty ones, and they increased when i started buying him the badass food. this stuff is almost 2 dollars a can (he has kidney problems, he almost needsit (he is worth it)).

 

[BigPoppa]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: Thegonagle
Better pet food == fewer/less nasty dog/cat farts. Change the food and change your life.

not sure if there is actually any truth to this..

my dog used to rip nasty ones, and they increased when i started buying him the badass food. this stuff is almost 2 dollars a can (he has kidney problems, he almost needsit (he is worth it)).

Its true. My 110lb and 85lb Lab/Chesapeake crosses used to clear rooms on Ol' Roy. We switched them to Iams or Purina (8 months since i've had to feed em, damn school) with the occasional kibbles n bits, MUCH less gas.

The funniest time Shadow (the big one) farted, it made a noise and he looked at his butt wondering wtf just happened.

 

[Vonkhan]

silent, but violent

my dog doesnt f4rt very often, but wen she does my nose tries to crawl back into my skull