Oh my god....

ViperMagic

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I had just stepped off my school bus, like always. I start to walk over to the mail box as the bus drives off, and then I hear the air brakes hising. I look over and my bus (now with no one on it, I'm the last kid off in a rural area) is like FLIPING OVER in the 4-foot ditch across the stree, a mere 30 feet from me! It HIT A TELEPHONE POLE with its roof as it was fliping and rolled back to about a 45. Its still sitting down at the end of my driveway! Ill keep you all updated if you want.... (This was 13 mins ago)
 

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Did you go see if anybody needed help? That would be the first thing, instead of running to AT.
 

ViperMagic

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Ok, a car came and picked up the driver, and all my neignbors are staning around down there now
 

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<< Did you go see if anybody needed help? That would be the first thing, instead of running to AT. >>

 

gopunk

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um.... i think i would of went and seen if the driver was alright... but maybe that's just me...
 

ViperMagic

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Yeah, the driver was OK, she got out of the bus and threatend to write me up if I didnt go to my house!
 

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<< Yeah, the driver was OK, she got out of the bus and threatend to write me up if I didnt go to my house! >>



Write you up for what:confused:
 

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<< Yeah, the driver was OK, she got out of the bus and threatend to write me up if I didnt go to my house >>

Mean bus driver lady! What is she going to write you up for? Standing in your yard?
 

Amused

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<< Yeah, the driver was OK, she got out of the bus and threatend to write me up if I didnt go to my house! >>



My exact reply:

WTF? YOU run YOUR bus into a DITCH, I come over to help you, and YOU threaten ME? Just imagine how well THAT one is going to go over with the media, huh?
 

b0mbrman

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<< am i the only one who's reminded of that southpark episode? >>



Nope! I don't know why but that's the first thing I thought of...
 

gopunk

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guys i don't think the bus driver was that mean... she was probably worried that vipermagic would get hurt (i dunno, explosion or something). i seriously doubt she was doing it because she's a mean person.
 

ViperMagic

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<< Did she say,

GET BACK IN THE HOUSE, OR THE BUNNY GETS IT!!!

?
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No, more like, GO TO YOUR HOUSE OR ILL WRITE YOU UP!

btw, that wasnt yelled, more like nervous talk. put it in caps top make it fit with the other quote

and the Fire Dept.s blazers just showed up
 

Amused

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<<

<< Yeah, the driver was OK, she got out of the bus and threatend to write me up if I didnt go to my house! >>



My exact reply:

WTF? YOU run YOUR bus into a DITCH, I come over to help you, and YOU threaten ME? Just imagine how well THAT one is going to go over with the media, huh?
>>



Let me add:

Had she still acted like an ungrateful bitch I'd have gone into the house, got a bottle of my dad's whisky, poured it all over her and thrown the empty bottle in the bus. Then I'd sit back and watch the fun
 

Amused

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<<

<< Did she say,

GET BACK IN THE HOUSE, OR THE BUNNY GETS IT!!!

?
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No, more like, GO TO YOUR HOUSE OR ILL WRITE YOU UP!

and the Fire Dept.s blazers just showed up
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I take it you don't watch South Park?
 

aphex

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geeze... how do ya flip a school bus? was it the a big yellow one or one of those "short" buses? :)