Oh my god! THE INS HAS DISBANDED!

[Triumph]

<<jumps out window>>

House votes to abolish INS

 

[PsychoAndy]

(AP) - The House overwhelmingly agreed to abolish the embattled Immigration and Naturalization Service on Thursday and create two new agencies to handle enforcement and immigration services. The bill passed the House 405-9 just hours after Attorney General John Ashcroft made a special trip up to the Capitol to endorse the legislation.

*gasp* does this mean a government agency might be (god forbid) effective?

 

[trmiv]

It's about time. I'm glad something happened, immigration really needs to be reformed.

 

[Ameesh]

that was soooo 10 hours ago.

 

[yakko]

<< does this mean a government agency might be (god forbid) effective? >>

Nope. It means two fscked departments instead of one.

 

[bandXtrb]

No more passports for terrorists? Too bad.

 

[dOrKuS]

<< "It is beyond time to restructure one of the worst-run agencies in the U.S. government," >>



Getting over denial is the first step.

 

[PsychoAndy]

<<

<< does this mean a government agency might be (god forbid) effective? >>

Nope. It means two fscked departments instead of one. >>



now that i think about it, that sounds about right.

BTW yakko, did you get my addy?

 

[exp]

Ah, so now we can have two good-for-nothing agencies instead of one. Outstanding.

 

[RU482]

<< Ah, so now we can have two good-for-nothing agencies instead of one. Outstanding. >>



Probably with 4X the budget too, while achieving 1/4 the effectiveness...YEAH!!

 

[SuperFreaky]

quality simpsons quote Triumph!

.

 

[Triumph]

<< quality simpsons quote Triumph! >>


Winner! Took 10 posts for someone to get it. It was really my only reason for posting this, since that's always been one of my favorite scenes.