oh my god something foul is going on im my stomach.. egg sulphur burps

zanejohnson

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im not kidding... like 20 feet away you can smell these burps.. my stomach is in serious distress..cramping, nausea to the max... i havent eaten eggs lately, and these smell like straight up rancid eggs.. this is going on day 2 of this..
 

AmerDoux

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Are you going to tell us about your mentrual cycle too? Because with all of the bitching, moaning, and drama you post, you have to be a woman.
 

Oil

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That's what you get after having 5 guys in your mouth
 

I Saw OJ

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Even though it may sound like a good idea at the time, eating a tuna sandwich from a gas station never turns out well.
 

moshquerade

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"The first common, and most serious, cause of sulfur burps are the infections of Helicobacter Pylori or Giardia. Helicobacter Pylori is a bacterium that can cause serious infection and ulcers within your stomach. Giardia is a parasite that makes its home in your lower intestine and reproduces to cause serious stomach problems. The most common ways to introduce either of these infections is through unclean water sources or poor hygiene and oral-fecal transmission. Sulfur burps can be a symptom of both of these infections"
 

LinuxIdiot

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"The first common, and most serious, cause of sulfur burps are the infections of Helicobacter Pylori or Giardia. Helicobacter Pylori is a bacterium that can cause serious infection and ulcers within your stomach. Giardia is a parasite that makes its home in your lower intestine and reproduces to cause serious stomach problems. The most common ways to introduce either of these infections is through unclean water sources or poor hygiene and oral-fecal transmission. Sulfur burps can be a symptom of both of these infections"

Zane, you lick that big chick's booty-hole?
 

Crow550

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Goto the Doctors.......

I don't eat shit............However I think twice this has happened to me.....I figured it was from eating to much chocolate, I think that's what caused it? I hope it was chocolate I ate....Ewww....Uh lol, anyways.... As I recall the last time. Which was 6-7 year ago maybe?

That happened when I was in High school. I grossed out my friend real bad. I never thought much of it, except it was bad gas?

Smelled really awful though.
 
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mikej007

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Looks like ZJ is a fan of:

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amdhunter

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Hahaha, I remember I had some really disgusting gas one day while driving my car with some friends. I let a big belch go and just blew it out the window, but it came right back in.

You should have heard my friends after they had to sit and smell that. They wanted to throw up...lol
 

IceBergSLiM

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"The first common, and most serious, cause of sulfur burps are the infections of Helicobacter Pylori or Giardia. Helicobacter Pylori is a bacterium that can cause serious infection and ulcers within your stomach. Giardia is a parasite that makes its home in your lower intestine and reproduces to cause serious stomach problems. The most common ways to introduce either of these infections is through unclean water sources or poor hygiene and oral-fecal transmission. Sulfur burps can be a symptom of both of these infections"

Its not giardia he would be too busy having explosive shits to be posting.
 

Damn Dirty Ape

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maybe he caught something from that chick that he either thinks is pregnant,the one that he thinks he might be dating?