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oh my god my friend told me an epic tale about tossing salad

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zanejohnson

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omg....


this dude i know, he's kind of like your gangsta type, but like the gangsta quiet type, not the look at me i'm blowing dro etc type...

anyway, we were drinkin some whiskey the other day together, and getting pretty buzzed, well somehow the convo got all serious and about teh womenz... he told me about how when he was younger he was at this party, and he was totally diggin this hoe, super cute, athletic, fit girl, but kinda street ratty... like she was in great shape, but kinda rough from living the street life i guess...

well as the night progresses he ends up with her in a compromised situation, and it's getting hot and heavy, well, she's got this AMAZING ass, like perfect heart shape, perfect feminine ass... so he pulls he pants down and is going down on her, she's all into it, so he decides to flip her over and munch down, toss that fine salad... but remember, she's kinda street ratty... he told me he had her face down, ass up, and he's about to go in tongue first, when the light from a street light shines through the window, right on her brown eye.... AND THERE'S RINGWORMS AROUND IT!!!! OMG!!!
 
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zanejohnson said:
omg....


this dude i know, he's kind of like your gangsta type, but like the gangsta quiet type, not the look at me i'm blowing dro etc type...

anyway, we were drinkin some whiskey the other day together, and getting pretty buzzed, well somehow the convo got all serious and about teh womenz... he told me about how when he was younger he was at this party, and he was totally diggin this hoe, super cute, athletic, fit girl, but kinda street ratty... like she was in great shape, but kinda rough from living the street life i guess...

well as the night progresses he ends up with her in a compromised situation, and it's getting hot and heavy, well, she's got this AMAZING ass, like perfect heart shape, perfect feminine ass... so he pulls he pants down and is going down on her, she's all into it, so he decides to flip her over and munch down, toss that fine salad... but remember, she's kinda street ratty... he told me he had her face down, ass up, and he's about to go in tongue first, when the light from a street light shines through the window, right on her brown eye.... AND THERE'S RINGWORMS AROUND IT!!!! OMG!!!
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Dude, that's nothing. I took this girl back to my place one time and started tossing her salad right on the kitchen counter. Like a dumbass, I dropped the tongs. Tomatoes went flying, croutons everywhere, ranch dressing on her shirt. She was pretty pissed. 🙁
 
surfsatwerk said:
Tell your buddy to stop by the pet store and pick up some de-wormer.
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If you eat a cigarette, the tobacco it will help kill the worms.

I was watching an episode of animal planet, the show was in Australia. Guy takes his pet wallaby to the vet complaining that the wallaby was eating cigarette butts.

Vet told the guy the wallaby probably had worms. The tobacco in the cigarette butts would kill the worms.
 
BoberFett said:
Dude, that's nothing. I took this girl back to my place one time and started tossing her salad right on the kitchen counter. Like a dumbass, I dropped the tongs. Tomatoes went flying, croutons everywhere, ranch dressing on her shirt. She was pretty pissed. 🙁
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next time you should try using a bowl. doing it on the counter seems rather unsanitary. 😀
 
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