oh my god, i layed the biggest turd i have EVER seen last night

[Slick5150]

I've heard that racing a Honda Accord up to speeds of 140mph can cause intestinal problems that can lead to larger than average bowel movements. You haven't by any chance been doing that, have you?

P.S. - Mods, for the love of god, please ban this tard.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: lozina
Now, are you bleeding from your anus from anal fissures this turd caused?

If not, it's not big enough ...

there was blood. that's all im going to say.

OMG. Too much information.

 

[erikistired]

i've already seen your pic, no more turd pics needed.

 

[Jhill]

I thought I was a disliked, annoying poster. Especially during that rick roll fiasco.

This guy makes me feel like rossman.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Thread of the year.

Seriously at ratemypoop.com, you would get a 9.5 easily.

i know right, that thing would shame a bear.

 

[dougp]

I didn't know you could crap yourself out ... is it kind of like a blackhole where your entire body travels through your asshole into the toilet?

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug
I didn't know you could crap yourself out ... is it kind of like a blackhole where your entire body travels through your asshole into the toilet?

i was sitting there, counting, 1, 2, 3, and then i'd chicken out.... 1, 2, 3....chicken out again.... finally i just went for it, i cryed a little, and then i turned around to look and busted out laughing

 

[Zedtom]

Everything just seems bigger in Texas.