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OH MY GOD I AM AN IDIOT

JohnCU

JohnCU

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so I woke up this morning and the first blurry thought that comes to mind is me talking to some fat chick last night at the bar. Surely it was a dream, right?

No... there's a new number in my phonebook. oh god. i remember my drunken logic... "well she's fat and ugly but she has nice boobs."

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it's worse than i thought, my friend who was DDing for me said she was 30 and had kids. oh god.

but... i do remember i was drinking double shots and probably had 10-12 drinks by the time i met her. 10-12 drinks in the span of an hour and a half.
 
Originally posted by: JohnCU
so I woke up this morning and the first blurry thought that comes to mind is me talking to some fat chick last night at the bar. Surely it was a dream, right?

No... there's a new number in my phonebook. oh god. i remember my drunken logic... "well she's fat and ugly but she has nice boobs."
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HAHAHAHAHA! :laugh:

Regards

ng
 
Originally posted by: JohnCU
so I woke up this morning and the first blurry thought that comes to mind is me talking to some fat chick last night at the bar. Surely it was a dream, right?

No... there's a new number in my phonebook. oh god. i remember my drunken logic... "well she's fat and ugly but she has nice boobs."
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Hell no, that doesn't make things kind of ok 😛

Don?t worry as long as you didn?t do anything with her, just try and forget it 😉
 
As long as you didn't mess with her, don't worry about it. Just try to forget and feign ignorance if she ever calls you.
 
Originally posted by: JohnCU
so I woke up this morning and the first blurry thought that comes to mind is me talking to some fat chick last night at the bar. Surely it was a dream, right?

No... there's a new number in my phonebook. oh god. i remember my drunken logic... "well she's fat and ugly but she has nice boobs."
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At least you didn't wake up next to her! :laugh:
 
"The more we drink
The better you look."

^^ The slogan of our rugby team this year that we put on the back of our shirts. Isn't it so true though....
 
Originally posted by: phatj
SOUTH CAROLINAAA
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:music:
Well east coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when Im down there
:music:
The mid-west farmers daughters really make you feel alright
And the northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night
:music:
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california girls
:music:
The west coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a french bikini on hawaii island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand
:music:
I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldnt wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest girls in the world
:music:
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california girls
:music:
I wish they all could be california
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be california
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be california
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be california
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
:music:
 
The sad part is you didnt wake up next to her...doesnt that make you feel all the more pathetic that you couldnt score a fat chick?
 
oh god it's worse than i thought, my friend who was DDing for me said she was 30 and had kids. oh god.

but... i do remember i was drinking double shots and probably had 10-12 drinks by the time i met her. 10-12 drinks in the span of an hour and a half.
 
Originally posted by: JohnCU
oh god it's worse than i thought, my friend who was DDing for me said she was 30 and had kids. oh god.

but... i do remember i was drinking double shots and probably had 10-12 drinks by the time i met her. 10-12 drinks in the span of an hour and a half.
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/wrists
 
Originally posted by: Cashmoney995
The sad part is you didnt wake up next to her...doesnt that make you feel all the more pathetic that you couldnt score a fat chick?
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maybe he did, and she left because hes a pathetic drunk 😉
 
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