Oh my GOBBLEDYGOOK!!! - THE "FLAT EARTH SOCIETY"

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The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the failure of the French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during WWII. Nor is the Flat Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group. Furthermore, we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive statements made within: life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut.

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Literati

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Wait, I guess I need to predict the future again to prove to myself I really am, just because I knew one thing was going to happen doesn't necessarily mean I can tell the future.

Let me try to predict my future...

I see beer, seems like one.... no no wait... multiple beers, and I'm doing something with them... I'm drin... no I'm pounding them at what looks like a buddies house tonight at around 8:45... His girlfriend is bitching in the background.

I see a late night and an early morning trip across state lines, I'll have a headache and many regrets... yet I will continue this pattern anyways.

I'll let you know how it turns out.
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: Literati
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
What they believe is not screwier than any major religion.

Apparently I'm a psychic.

Neat.

you two apparently know nothing of religions. you have seen it through commercialism and post modernism, not what it really is. people claiming to be religious and using it for self-gain != religion. it is unavoidable, but you are placing blame on the wrong thing.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: Literati
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
What they believe is not screwier than any major religion.

Apparently I'm a psychic.

Neat.

you two apparently know nothing of religions. you have seen it through commercialism and post modernism, not what it really is. people claiming to be religious and using it for self-gain != religion. it is unavoidable, but you are placing blame on the wrong thing.


Right, right. We need to get back to the good old days when people did not engage in religion for profit, but instead merely for the pure pleasure of murdering anyone that believes something else.
 

Literati

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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: Literati
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
What they believe is not screwier than any major religion.

Apparently I'm a psychic.

Neat.

you two apparently know nothing of religions. you have seen it through commercialism and post modernism, not what it really is. people claiming to be religious and using it for self-gain != religion. it is unavoidable, but you are placing blame on the wrong thing.


Right, right. We need to get back to the good old days when people did not engage in religion for profit, but instead merely for the pure pleasure of murdering anyone that believes something else.

I'm actually religious.

My point being, someone was obviously going to take a pot shot at religion. I as well as others, saw it coming from 14 miles away.

I wasn?t gonna take it there but I knew someone was.

Oh well, half my prediction has come true so far, let?s see how this all pans out.
 

Kyteland

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
I wonder if the flat earth people believe the moon is flat as well??
Because of tidal locking it always keeps the same face towards the earth. Since you can't really see it rotating with the naked eye, it isn't all that unreasonable if someone assumes that the moon is flat.