Oh man...SO GLAD I dumped this chick...(stalker....)

[MichaelD]

Reference this thread from the other night.

She's since emailed me and gave me the whole "Maybe it just wasn't our time and we can still be friends even though my heart is totally busted-up" speech.

She wrote novels; I wrote back a single, three line email. Basically "I'm grateful for what we shared back then, but we live in different worlds and worlds apart...it's better for both of us this way."

Since two nights ago, she has forwarded about two dozen jokes she's gotten thru her email. She has been sending me these jokes since we met, but now it's taken on a new dimension. I opened up OE and there's 22 new emails...all from her....all forwarded jokes.

If it keeps up, I'm gonna block her.

Maybe I should email her and tell her to take me off her buddy list?

 

[Atomic Rooster]

Block her and get it over with. Why wait any longer.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: BadDaddy
Block her and get it over with. Why wait any longer.

/rubbing chin pensively


Hm.......

 

[StrangerGuy]

Originally posted by: BadDaddy
Block her and get it over with. Why wait any longer.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: BadDaddy
Block her and get it over with. Why wait any longer.

 

[TitanDiddly]

She's desperate. Find another local ATOTer to score off the rebound.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: BadDaddy
Block her and get it over with. Why wait any longer.

 

[MichaelD]

Whoa. ATOT is speaking to me....must obey....

Sheeeeeeeeeeet. Dis'biotch'bout-ta'be-blockedOFF, BIOTCH!

 

[mugs]

My grandmother sends me that crap all the time. I don't have the heart to tell her to stop.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

send her an unnecessarily rude email before blocking her, it's immature but you know you'll get a kick out of it

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: mugs
My grandmother sends me that crap all the time. I don't have the heart to tell her to stop.

I just did. Well..Uh...NOT your Grandma!! :Q Dis'biotch'here. I replied back "Please remove me from your buddy lists/joke redistribution list/etc. I don't mind remaining friends, but stop with all the forwarded crap already."

I'm sure this will solicit a 3,000-word dissertation from her about her "Ruined Spirit" or some shiit. I see a total block in the future. :roll:

 

[HappyPuppy]

Email her an "arclight."

 

[Pliablemoose]

She wants to have your babies, you can give her just one, dude

Come on step up...

Seriously though, I feel your pain, don't miss the "Yep, we had fun, but I really need to end it" talks

My favorite was when I'd get dumped (happened a couple of times), & they'd tell me "It's not you, it's xxx" & I'd be thinking "WTF are you talking about, you're dumping me..." Arrrgghhh

Or the "We need to not see each other, but I still want to have sex." <--Loved that one, couldn't really see the down side, "So like I get to have sex with you &amp; I don't have to pay for meals or a movie or anything?" "Really?" I never said that, but it sure worked out that way...

 

[GasX]

send her this joke

should fix your problem right up

 

[ViRGE]

You just have a way with women, don't you Michael? :beer:

 

[Aquaman]

next time give women you meet a different e-mail address then your main one........... then if she spams you you can just forget that e-mail and start a new one

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[LSUfan]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
send her this joke

should fix your problem right up

:Q

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
send her this joke

should fix your problem right up

Hooo-leeeee-crap. :Q I never get offended by anything...but this is the closest I've come to being offended/upset in a LONG time....strangely...I'm aroused. That is the most offensive thing I've ever heard, and I own ALL the SP DVDs...not one w/THAT scene though...I'd sure as hell remember THAT!! :Q

 

[Yossarian]

any good ones in all that crap she's sending? share with the class.

 

[MichaelD]

Bah, I tried to post them but they all have censored words in there! :roll: Damn filters..

 

[DaWhim]

tell her to stop sending you the junk emails. I need to verbally told my sisters NOT to send those to me. it was a bliss afterward.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
She's desperate. Find another local ATOTer to score off the rebound.

Hook a brother up...

 

[bunker]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
send her this joke

should fix your problem right up

:Q

wrong...just wrong.

 

[acemcmac]

better yet, block all who arent on buddy list....

 

[So]

IM her with the sentence

"I'm blocking you because a number of strangers on the internet told me to"

and a link to this thread.

Then, before she can respond, block (have the block ready, so you press enter and disappear!