oh man.. i took my 21 yr old friend out to the bars for her first ever drink..

[The Stigenator]

bad idea.. she threw up 2 times.. she hadnt drunk alcohol before and definatley not like this.. she got gangbanged by the four J's (Jose, Jim, John, Jack) at the last bar. Needless to say i was taking care of her until now, she is in bed now, i just got home and i am off to bed.

damn!!!!

even i didnt get so drunk on my 21st.

 

[Ulfhednar]

Sounds to me like she had a great time.

 

[Psycho18]

lol....Dayum!

 

[JohnCU]

i know jose jim and jack but who's john?

 

[Tremulant]

johnny walker

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i know jose jim and jack but who's john?

walker?

 

[dug777]

Oh & an 18 drinking age>j00

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i know jose jim and jack but who's john?

walker?

Jim Beam
Jack Daniels
Jose Cuerva
Johnny Walker

Haven't you listened to "I Drink Alone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers?

 

[b0mbrman]

Meh, I'm not a fan of binge drinking, but you only turn 21 once...

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i know jose jim and jack but who's john?

walker?

Jim Beam
Jack Daniels
Jose Cuerva
Johnny Walker

Haven't you listened to "I Drink Alone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers?

Noes.

I was pretty sure it was walker, but i can't stand the stuff. Single malt FTMFCSW!

 

[alphatarget1]

how much does she weigh?
Alkoholabbauproblem.

 

[Ulfhednar]

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces
I never understood gangbanging. Who could you get your freak on with 3 other guys? It's like
I'm going to orgasm insider here orfice! As far as I know, there are 3 orfices, the mouth, anus, and the vagina. One of you guys has to reuse an orfice..... Personally, I don't like to feel another man's seed while I am about to spread my seed.

Did you even read the thread?

 

[MonkeyFeces]

I read the gangbang part.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i know jose jim and jack but who's john?

walker?

Jim Beam
Jack Daniels
Jose Cuerva
Johnny Walker

Haven't you listened to "I Drink Alone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers?

Noes.

I was pretty sure it was walker, but i can't stand the stuff. Single malt FTMFCSW!

mmmmmmmmmm 18 year glenlivet

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Originally posted by: Ulfhednar

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces
I never understood gangbanging. Who could you get your freak on with 3 other guys? It's like
I'm going to orgasm insider here orfice! As far as I know, there are 3 orfices, the mouth, anus, and the vagina. One of you guys has to reuse an orfice..... Personally, I don't like to feel another man's seed while I am about to spread my seed.

Did you even read the thread?

LOL HAHAH

gg

Shes never drank before 21? wow my first drink is way before that

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99

Originally posted by: Ulfhednar

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces
I never understood gangbanging. Who could you get your freak on with 3 other guys? It's like
I'm going to orgasm insider here orfice! As far as I know, there are 3 orfices, the mouth, anus, and the vagina. One of you guys has to reuse an orfice..... Personally, I don't like to feel another man's seed while I am about to spread my seed.

Did you even read the thread?

LOL HAHAH

gg

Shes never drank before 21? wow my first drink is way before that

i didn't drink until i turned 21 either. too worried about gettin busted.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces
I never understood gangbanging. Who could you get your freak on with 3 other guys? It's like
I'm going to orgasm insider here orfice! As far as I know, there are 3 orfices, the mouth, anus, and the vagina. One of you guys has to reuse an orfice..... Personally, I don't like to feel another man's seed while I am about to spread my seed.

Uh...

 

[MonkeyFeces]

Well, he shouldn't have used the word gangbang. I got confused. I mean, how would you react if you don't know your beers and you hear a chick got banged by 4 guys?
Edit: At once

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces
Well, he shouldn't have used the word gangbang. I got confused. I mean, how would you react if you don't know your beers and you hear a chick got banged by 4 guys?
Edit: At once

Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo & Johnny Walker are not beers, either.

Innocence at its finest.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces
Well, he shouldn't have used the word gangbang. I got confused. I mean, how would you react if you don't know your beers and you hear a chick got banged by 4 guys?
Edit: At once

Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo & Johnny Walker are not beers, either.

Innocence at its finest.

Indeed.

Ah, to be 14 again

 

[MonkeyFeces]

So wait, a 21 year old girl really got stuffed by 4 guys at once??? You guys are confusing me.

 

[Spooner]

whiskey, tequila, and bourbon you foolish little boy

 

[Kelemvor]

:camera:s?

 

[SirChadwick]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces
I never understood gangbanging. Who could you get your freak on with 3 other guys? It's like
I'm going to orgasm insider here orfice! As far as I know, there are 3 orfices, the mouth, anus, and the vagina. One of you guys has to reuse an orfice..... Personally, I don't like to feel another man's seed while I am about to spread my seed.

Dude, wtf!?! Wow just wow.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces
So wait, a 21 year old girl really got stuffed by 4 guys at once??? You guys are confusing me.

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