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Oh man Clinton Portis is hilarious

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OfficeLinebacker

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I have not gotten to see one of his bits until today. For his press contact he dressed up as a defensive coordinator, with the tight coaching shorts and a huge fake MOTOROLA headset.

He said he was going to put two extra Shaun Taylors on the field to stop Portis (13 men on the field). He then announced his new strategy for avoiding injuries during practice: practice in underwear only. According to him there would be no contact because none of the men would want to touch each other.
 
Originally posted by: OfficeLinebacker
I have not gotten to see one of his bits until today. For his press contact he dressed up as a defensive coordinator, with the tight coaching shorts and a huge fake MOTOROLA headset.

He said he was going to put two extra Shaun Taylors on the field to stop Portis (13 men on the field). He then announced his new strategy for avoiding injuries during practice: practice in underwear only. According to him there would be no contact because none of the men would want to touch each other.
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Where do they show his interviews?
 
Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
Originally posted by: OfficeLinebacker
I have not gotten to see one of his bits until today. For his press contact he dressed up as a defensive coordinator, with the tight coaching shorts and a huge fake MOTOROLA headset.

He said he was going to put two extra Shaun Taylors on the field to stop Portis (13 men on the field). He then announced his new strategy for avoiding injuries during practice: practice in underwear only. According to him there would be no contact because none of the men would want to touch each other.
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Where do they show his interviews?
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TV?
 
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
Originally posted by: OfficeLinebacker
I have not gotten to see one of his bits until today. For his press contact he dressed up as a defensive coordinator, with the tight coaching shorts and a huge fake MOTOROLA headset.

He said he was going to put two extra Shaun Taylors on the field to stop Portis (13 men on the field). He then announced his new strategy for avoiding injuries during practice: practice in underwear only. According to him there would be no contact because none of the men would want to touch each other.
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Where do they show his interviews?
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TV?
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Really?

All this time I was looking in the refrigerator hoping to catch his interview


 
man, shake that Janky Spanky, that Janky Spanky, shake that Janky Spanky, that Jankey Spankey, man shake that Jankey Spankey, that Jankey Spankey, Candy Man!!
 
Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
Originally posted by: OfficeLinebacker
I have not gotten to see one of his bits until today. For his press contact he dressed up as a defensive coordinator, with the tight coaching shorts and a huge fake MOTOROLA headset.

He said he was going to put two extra Shaun Taylors on the field to stop Portis (13 men on the field). He then announced his new strategy for avoiding injuries during practice: practice in underwear only. According to him there would be no contact because none of the men would want to touch each other.
Click to expand...

Where do they show his interviews?
Click to expand...

TV?
Click to expand...


Really?

All this time I was looking in the refrigerator hoping to catch his interview
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I think we found your problem. 😉
 
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
Originally posted by: OfficeLinebacker
I have not gotten to see one of his bits until today. For his press contact he dressed up as a defensive coordinator, with the tight coaching shorts and a huge fake MOTOROLA headset.

He said he was going to put two extra Shaun Taylors on the field to stop Portis (13 men on the field). He then announced his new strategy for avoiding injuries during practice: practice in underwear only. According to him there would be no contact because none of the men would want to touch each other.
Click to expand...

Where do they show his interviews?
Click to expand...

TV?
Click to expand...


Really?

All this time I was looking in the refrigerator hoping to catch his interview
Click to expand...

I think we found your problem. 😉
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Ok now I'm in front of the TV and I still am not seeing his interview
 
LMAO so it's more of a local thing here in DC.

Troy Aikman loves his ******, and if he's in the booth for the game on Sunday, you'll see it there for sure.

I'll try to find some more info. He has a whole bunch of characters. Some he repeats, like Southeast Jerome.
 
Originally posted by: OfficeLinebacker
LMAO so it's more of a local thing here in DC.

Troy Aikman loves his ******, and if he's in the booth for the game on Sunday, you'll see it there for sure.

I'll try to find some more info. He has a whole bunch of characters. Some he repeats, like Southeast Jerome.
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Yah its strictly a DC thing. But I'm sure since the Skins are in the playoffs now that it may get more attention. He would dress in a different costume every week for the conferences.
 
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