Oh lord! I just ate a bad peanut...

[Wag]

Damn! We can put a man on the Moon, but they can't screen out a bad peanut? WTF is all our technology for?

Just what makes a bad peanut "bad"?

 

[Isla]

Ate a peanut, ate a peanut, ate a peanut just now...



Sorry, couldn't help it. Your post made me think of that song!

 

[brxndxn]

It probby wasn't the same people putting a man on the moon as the ones screening your peanuts before you screen them yourself.

What's that song about a guy who eats a bad peanut?

 

[Mallow]

What was bad about the peanut? Was it all dehydrated and wrinkly? Did it taste bad? Was it covered in fungus? Pics?

 

[atom]

If you don't know what makes a bad peanut "bad", how did you know you ate a bad peanut?

 

[Mallow]

Originally posted by: atom
If you don't know what makes a bad peanut "bad", how did you know you ate a bad peanut?

I think he expected us to know what a bad peanut is and wanted us to explain the plant physiology that made it bad... I think.

 

[Isla]

Found a Peanut
Tune: Clementine
Written By: Unknown
Copyright Unknown

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.


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[agnitrate]

Originally posted by: Isla
Found a Peanut
Tune: Clementine
Written By: Unknown
Copyright Unknown

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.


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Good lord. Repressed Boy Scout memories coming back...

MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!!!!!

-silver

 

[MichaelD]

How do you know it was bad? Was it misbehaving before you ate it? Was it repentant of it's badness? If so, then it was NOT a bad peanut, but a REFORMED peanut.

 

[ElFenix]

ew, those are gross!

 

[Wag]

Pics?

Well, I could show a pic, but you'll have to wait approx 6hrs.

I didn't say I ate a misbehaved peanut, dagnabit!

Why is it that the worst tasting peanuts always look OK?

 

[Conky]

Bad pistachios are the worst. If you get one with a worm in it will put you off of them for a while.

 

[tcsenter]

Originally posted by: Wag
Damn! We can put a man on the Moon, but they can't screen out a bad peanut? WTF is all our technology for?

Just what makes a bad peanut "bad"?

lmao! Oh man I just did the same thing a few days ago from a bag of those 'bulk' salted peanuts. I was trying to get that bitter nasty most repulsive taste out of my mouth for 10 minutes. I've eaten some 'old' and 'stale' peanuts before, but whatever that thing was, if I never eat another, it will be too soon.

 

[Hartford]

im sorry dude

 

[Eli]

Dude, isn't that the worst?

Bad nuts suck.

 

[Afro000Dude]

Maybe that was really a good one and all the other ones were bad... Did you ever think of that before complaining about a perfectly good peanut??

Just kidding. Hate when that happens.

 

[Wag]

Peanuts aren't actually nuts, they're legumes. (Don't ask me how I know that).