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StevenYoo

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Britney Boy Gets TV Deal

Reality TV just got a whole lot more realer! Chris Crocker, stalwart defender of Britney Spears and all-around role model for fame-hungry teens everywhere, might have just hit the big time!

Variety reports that:

44 Blue Prods. has inked a development deal with Chris Crocker, the Internet superstar whose tear-filled defense of Britney Spears has generated nearly 8 million hits on YouTube in just one week.Plan is to develop a docusoap built around Crocker, a 19-year-old who lives with his grandparents in Tennessee. Even before the Britney clip, Crocker had developed a large Net audience via numerous video performances posted on MySpace.com.
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"It's going to pretty much be the 'Chris Crocker experience,'" says the production company's president. "We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting. He's going to be a TV star." We can't wait!

And if we've said it once, we've said it a million times: There is no faster way to achieve your dreams than posting a second-take video of yourself pretending to cry about insults hurled at a washed-up teen-pop starlet who has just given a completely appalling performance on a live music video awards show. It's pretty much a sure thing.
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Agentbolt

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Seriously, somebody needs to take the Internet away from humanity. We clearly cannot be trusted with it.
 
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Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Seriously, somebody needs to take the Internet away from humanity. We clearly cannot be trusted with it.
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No!!!!!! My Pornz!!!!!!!!
 
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As long as I don?t see him appearing on any British T.V. channels, I don?t care.
 
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This is one of those times that I am really happy I do not own a TV that gets any signal.
 
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Originally posted by: RichUK
As long as I don?t see him appearing on any British T.V. channels, I don?t care.
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It will spread, my friend... just like herpes in a brothel.
 
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This is like rewarding a person who intentionally causes an accident b/c hundreds of people gawked at his mess.... its not about pleasing anyone, its about sponsors getting exposure, plain and simple. THEY know this guy is a total douche, but they just see dollar signs on him.
 
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pyonir

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Originally posted by: jdoggg12
This is like rewarding a person who intentionally causes an accident b/c hundreds of people gawked at his mess.... its not about pleasing anyone, its about sponsors getting exposure, plain and simple. THEY know this guy is a total douche, but they just see dollar signs on him.
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Duh.

I really don't care if they give him a show...i won't be watching it. I never watch "reality" tv anyway, and if this show does find it's way on TV, i won't be watching this either.
 
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The comments below that article are -great-

"Why did I go to college again?"

"If the horsemen need a 5th, I'm in."

 
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Originally posted by: StevenYoo
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Britney Boy Gets TV Deal

Reality TV just got a whole lot more realer! Chris Crocker, stalwart defender of Britney Spears and all-around role model for fame-hungry teens everywhere, might have just hit the big time!

Variety reports that:

44 Blue Prods. has inked a development deal with Chris Crocker, the Internet superstar whose tear-filled defense of Britney Spears has generated nearly 8 million hits on YouTube in just one week.Plan is to develop a docusoap built around Crocker, a 19-year-old who lives with his grandparents in Tennessee. Even before the Britney clip, Crocker had developed a large Net audience via numerous video performances posted on MySpace.com.
Click to expand...
"It's going to pretty much be the 'Chris Crocker experience,'" says the production company's president. "We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting. He's going to be a TV star." We can't wait!

And if we've said it once, we've said it a million times: There is no faster way to achieve your dreams than posting a second-take video of yourself pretending to cry about insults hurled at a washed-up teen-pop starlet who has just given a completely appalling performance on a live music video awards show. It's pretty much a sure thing.
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tear filled defense? what tears?? it looked completely fake to me.

"We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting.
WTF??? h's anooying as all hell!

are you sure this wasn't posted on The Onion?

 
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