Oh, crap...opened myself up to be saved

[conjur]

Taking a nice Sat. evening nap before I head...wake up to a doorbell/knock.

It's two guys from the Church of LDS. They ask if now is a good time and I look up weerily and say no...maybe next week around 7 or 8 o'clock.

GAH!!!

Damnit...my guard was down...I was in a half-wake state.

Maybe I should move now.....





But...hmm....this + that little verse book from that eBay seller and maybe it's a sign?

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: conjur
Taking a nice Sat. evening nap before I head...wake up to a doorbell/knock.

It's two guys from the Church of LDS. They ask if now is a good time and I look up weerily and say no...maybe next week around 7 or 8 o'clock.

GAH!!!

Damnit...my guard was down...I was in a half-wake state.

Maybe I should move now.....





But...hmm....this + that little verse book from that eBay seller and maybe it's a sign?

Tell them you worship Satan and have 14 concubines and they'll never bother you again.

 

[Spacehead]

Originally posted by: conjur


It's two guys from the Church of LDS.

Tell them you belong to the Church of LSD & maybe they won't bother you anymore




I usually just tell them i'm not interested in what they're trying to sell. Usually works.

 

[HappyPuppy]

LDS isn't bad. If they come back just politely tell them you aren't interested and they will leave. No problem.

 

[Sciolist]

Yes, be polite and tell them you're sorry but not interested. Be sure to offer them coffee or beer to show how nice you are.

 

[Schadenfroh]

n/m

 

[Willoughbyva]

Latter Day Saints

 

[azncoffeeboi]

a.k.a mormons if im not mistaken.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Willoughbyva
Latter Day Saints

lol, why did i not think of that
/hits himself on the side of the head

 

[thraxes]

Wear black, have a pentagram necklace on and answer the door with a cheerie "hail satan!!", that should solve the problem very quickly.

 

[BruinEd03]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: Willoughbyva
Latter Day Saints

lol, why did i not think of that
/hits himself on the side of the head

LDS = Mormons

-Ed

 

[rh71]

I had a guy come to my door... I just wanted to be rid of them at the time so I said yes you can come back next week. Sure enough... they did... and made further attempts after that... once you show any sign of interest (or don't outright say NO)... they're on you like flies on s__t.

 

[MithShrike]

I used to be Christian and half of my family is Mormon so I do know quite a bit about both theologies. I can argue with both on and off and they leave me alone. Wahahaha! :evil:

 

[Kadarin]

Oh, those wacky religious people...

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

You have no chance to survive make your time.

 

[stonecold3169]

Remember, fi you kill them in your home, claim castle rule...

 

[shekondar]

Originally posted by: rh71
I had a guy come to my door... I just wanted to be rid of them at the time so I said yes you can come back next week. Sure enough... they did... and made further attempts after that... once you show any sign of interest (or don't outright say NO)... they're on you like flies on s__t.

Resistance is futile. You WILL be assimilated.

 

[Bitek]

Originally posted by: Sciolist
Yes, be polite and tell them you're sorry but not interested. Be sure to offer them coffee or beer to show how nice you are.

LMAO

 

[MithShrike]

Originally posted by: Hafen

Originally posted by: Sciolist
Yes, be polite and tell them you're sorry but not interested. Be sure to offer them coffee or beer to show how nice you are.

LMAO

I don't think most people got that joke. Anyways, Mormons can't consume alcohol or caffeine. Hehe.

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
You have no chance to survive make your time.

lol!!

CATS: HA HA HA HA.