Offset the emissions of your cat's flatulence for a mere $6($8AU)!

Queasy

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Cats are really just small dogs, they purr instead of bark, and they also fart but far more elegantly. Cats also need to be offset for their contribution to global warming, even though its relatively small. For $8 you can offset their food, trips to the vet and their flatulence. Let your cat have a guilt free year.

You'll receive a card and certificate confirming the CO2 pollution reduction on your pet's behalf.

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Dogs are a bit more expensive at $38.40.
 

pontifex

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