official : STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER EVER DONE THREAD

[Goosemaster]

me.

my accord.

stickshift.

5 gears

back road.

VERY fun back road.

as in 90mph straightaways and hairpin truns and such back road.

slow moving school bus.

straight away.

lane divider allows for passing.

I see a car about 1 mile away.

I gun it in 3rd gear.

pass the school bus.

come about 500 meters before a head on collission before swering back in to the other lane. The other car didn't even seem to care.

phew...that felt good to get out..

Absoltuely the dumbest, most idiotic, most stupid thign I have ever done.


That raod was like fvking meth or soemthing....or rack or whatever. We are talking hairpin turns, 90mph straight aways , hills so sttep and short at the top that your tires would come off the ground. burning rubber. drifting.


needless to say, I stay away and haven't been on it in many many years. It is simply a deathtrap for me.

 

[imported_Tick]

Not start a final paper till 11:30 at night... I still got an A thought.

 

[MoPHo]

spilling boiling hot ramen noodles on my groin...didn't damage the goods but came awfully close.

 

[imported_Mike]

what makes this 101010010th repost offcial?

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: Mike
what makes this 101010010th repost offcial?

It's only the 3rd time it's been posted...

 

[MoPHo]

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Mike
what makes this 101010010th repost offcial?

It's only the 3rd time it's been posted...

and it's the first time i've posted in this kinda thread...so that has to add something

 

[chuckywang]

I prank called my Resident Coordinator (whose last name was Lynch) on April Fools Day and said if he didn't come down and unlock my door, he was going to get lynched. I later found out he was black.

Peer pressure sucks.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I prank called my Resident Coordinator (whose last name was Lynch) on April Fools Day and said if he didn't come down and unlock my door, he was going to get lynched. I later found out he was black.

ouch!

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I prank called my Resident Coordinator (whose last name was Lynch) on April Fools Day and said if he didn't come down and unlock my door, he was going to get lynched. I later found out he was black.

Peer pressure sucks.

your fault for not seeing him in all the times you were in the dorms. kinda funny though.

 

[notfred]

These are all pretty weak stories. Drove fast? Didn't study? Spilled soup?

Exciting. :roll:

 

[nageov3t]

she was like, "let's go have sex."

and I was all, "wtfbbq, you're a total slut."

*bashes his head against a wall*

definitely the stupidest thing I ever said no to.

 

[Aimster]

not banging a few ex girlfriends..

 

[RCN]

Wow ......the things I've done that I don't even consider stupid make your stories look...................................nm

 

[falias]

Clicking on this thread and thinking I would hear some good stories inside....

 

[bersl2]

I don't have a single stupidest thing, but a bunch of very stupid things (from my perspective, that is). By far nothing I'd win a Darwin for, and certainly nothing funny.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: chambersc

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I prank called my Resident Coordinator (whose last name was Lynch) on April Fools Day and said if he didn't come down and unlock my door, he was going to get lynched. I later found out he was black.

Peer pressure sucks.

your fault for not seeing him in all the times you were in the dorms. kinda funny though.

The Resident Administrators (RA) lived in the dorms. The RC was the person in charge of the RA's for various quads. My RC lived in a different quad, so I didn't get to see him.

 

[Colt45]

500m? how is that a close call?

 

[Sphexi]

Well, a buddy of a buddy of mine (I didn't know the guy personally) had a girlfriend who had this car that still had like, a year left on the lease, and was developing major engine problems. So unknown to the girlfriend (but known to the buddy of a buddy) me and my buddy "borrowed" the car, stripped the plates and the VIN, and smashed it around some backwoods, blew out the tires, smashed the windows, and rolled it down a hill into a mini-crevice. The girlfriend flipped out, called the cops and reported it stolen, they found it like a month later and determined that it was teenagers joyriding (it happened a few times that summer). Since kids had found it since it ended up there, there were like dozens of prints all over it (we had worn gloves).

Girlfriend got a nice new car without mechanical difficulties, the buddy of a buddy ended up telling her about it a year later or so.

Mind you this was quite a few years ago, when I was back in highschool and didn't think much of such things.

 

[dawks]

Originally posted by: Colt45
500m? how is that a close call?

my thoughts exactly. guess he's never driven canadian 2 lane highways.

 

[LcarsSystem]

I signed up on AnandTech..

Ehh but seriously when I was around 7yrs old I went to my uncles wedding and I got picked up by my other uncle who's rather tall, around 6'8. So anyways when he lift me up I didn't notice that my foot cut the underneath of the table the giant cake was on and tipped the table over and all the food and yes the very expensive cake was on the floor. Needless to say I ran out at the rather fragile age crying cause I felt horrible. Both my uncles actually laughed their asses off while the bride was extremely pissed off. I actually don't care anymore since my uncle divorced that b!tch, she was a total flake.

But yah, that was pretty bad.

 

[Vinny N]

Tried to run away to Canada. Forged a note from my mom, gave Customs a fake phone number. Got sent back immediately

 

[Duddy]

Thinking I had a good idea and posting it on Anandtech....

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Mike
what makes this 101010010th repost offcial?

It's only the 3rd time it's been posted...

3rd time this year? Sounds about right

 

[UncleWai]

I golfed a tennis ball from my front lawn into someone's house. Probably broke a window or two.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

got my penis stuck in my zipper twice in the same week. i must have been 6 or something.
i also ran into my high-school's Resident-Smokin-Hot-Teacher (by teachers-standards) during Freshman Year of College (I was 17...she must have been 25ish). I kinda tried to flirt with her, thinking that now that I'm outta school, I'm all man now. turned on the charm a little too strong, i think. She thought I was being cute/sweet, laughed a bit and pinched my cheek. that felt pretty stupid at the time. Now, I'm glad i atleast tried.