OFFICIAL Soviet Russia Jokes Thread- POLL

[Googer]

Originally posted by: Budman

Originally posted by: Hi
i hate them

ditto.

It was funny once, but like last months leftover meatloaf sitting in the refrigerator it's getting a bit old, tasteless, and crusty

 

[Googer]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
in Soviet Russia, polls complain about YOU!

Thats BAD! Awful, don't quit your IT job to become a comidian any time soon.

 

[IHYLN]

In Soviet Russia, tired old jokes tell you.

STFU already

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: Googer

Originally posted by: Aquila76
In Soviet Russia, News is posted in Jokes section!

The one and ONLY funny one!

Thank you sir, may I please have another? I like the SR jokes, but they have to be done right. There's too many 'wannabe' Soviets out there that ruin it for the rest of us. I think I get it right because I can actually remember Yakov's performances from the 80's. Dammit, I'm getting old (29 next week).

In Soviet Russia, birthday cake pops out of stripper!

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

In the United Soviet States of America, Bush has given the CIA the right to torture you!

 

[JackBurton]

Are you getting tired of those Soviet Russia Jokes, in the anandtech.com news section? Vote and let those F*krn Trolls know how you really feel!

In Soviet Russia, trolls fvck YOU!

 

[stephenbrooks]

There was one that was so lame it was funny - who is responsible for this?:

"In Soviet Russia, horn longer than YOU."

 

[Colt45]

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uh, i think thats right.

 

[PeteRoy]

In Soviet Russia houses live in YOU!

 

[pyonir]

There's a news section on anandtech? 😕

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: PorBleemo
In soviet russia, the soviet russia jokes annoy you!

Seriously, I am getting sick of this.

agreed

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: Colt45
? ????????? ??????, ?? ??????????? ?????????, ????.

uh, i think thats right.

Haha. Almost there, but not quite.

 

[Pollock]

It would be better if so many people didn't suck at making jokes. Instead they post things like "in Soviet Russian, first POSTS you!" Exactly like that.

 

[Goosemaster]

In soviet russia, family unplugs you!

Too soon?

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Evadman
In Soviet Russia, Spider finishes your story after you are banned.

🙂

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

vote for misfired thread of the year

 

[ssvegeta1010]

Originally posted by: Hi
i hate them

In Soviet Russia, jokes hate you!

I know its horrible, but better than 'first posts you'.

 

[spaceman]

i still love them.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Googer
Are you getting tired of those Soviet Russia Jokes, in the anandtech.com news section? Vote and let those F*krn Trolls know how you really feel!

http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?InSovietRussia

http://epguides.com/FamilyGuy/

In Soviet Russia it tells the F*krn Trolls how it really feels.

 

[Googer]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: Googer
Are you getting tired of those Soviet Russia Jokes, in the anandtech.com news section? Vote and let those F*krn Trolls know how you really feel!

http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?InSovietRussia

http://epguides.com/FamilyGuy/

In Soviet Russia it tells the F*krn Trolls how it really feels.

Roger That!

 

[Googer]

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
vote for misfired thread of the year

What does that mean?

 

[robcy]

Right now its at 67 for, and 55 against. I bet that was not the outcome you where looking for.

The more someone knows something annoys you the more they will rub it in. Sorry, but the inner child in most of us will never be totally expunged.

Advise. Just read over them, and the firsts post crap. That works for me. 🙂

 

[Googer]

Originally posted by: robcy
Right now its at 67 for, and 55 against. I bet that was not the outcome you where looking for.

The more someone knows something annoys you the more they will rub it in. Sorry, but the inner child in most of us will never be totally expunged.

Advise. Just read over them, and the firsts post crap. That works for me. 🙂

I am not anticipating any kind of outcome and have no favor to either side.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron

Originally posted by: Evadman
In Soviet Russia, Spider finishes your story after you are banned.

🙂

In Soviet Russia, you go over joke's head!



I still don't get what that spider thing is all about.

 

[bupkus]

First, they will only stop when you finally ignore them. However, it may be too late. As I recall, a conditioned response is most reinforced when positive replies are seldom and unpredictable. Also, since negative replies are even more coveted, the greater the anger the greater their na.. na na na na response. Wait unit the Ukrainian jokes start to come fast and furious.