Official Seat pissers thread

spaceman

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are you the inconsiderate bastard that pisses all over the seat at either your locale or place of employment?
how about the the tub?
or *shudder* the sink?
 

iamme

Lifer
Jul 21, 2001
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i pretend i'm at the fair playing one of those water gun games......
 

Drakkon

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Originally posted by: iamme
i pretend i'm at the fair playing one of those water gun games......

and what? you got the gun where the trigger is stuck and the nozzle is jammed?
 

Zanix

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The toilet clogged one time at my apt and I had been drinking. So I put a leak in the tub.
 

GnomeCop

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Its just mean to pee on the toilet seat on purpose, rather just pee all over the brand new roll of toilet paper.
 

db

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Beau
:Q

I'm afraid to ask what was the mental process or personal experience that lead up to the posting of this thread.

How can it not make you mad when you *have* to sit on a public toilet and some inconsiderate fv*ktard has p!ssed all over the seat, just b/c he was too lazy to lift it?!

I outed someone at the airport restroom about this.
 

Lyfer

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Originally posted by: GnomeCop
Its just mean to pee on the toilet seat on purpose, rather just pee all over the brand new roll of toilet paper.

Sick!
 

BooGiMaN

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i think it be cool to have urinals in regular home bathrooms...

especially during those nights to wake up half asleep in the middle of the night and have to take a wiz...and your boy down there seems to have a mind of its own
 

RU482

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I took a dump in the trash at a gas station one time. A friend of a friend was working, and had to take out the trash.

I, of course, blamed it on the friend
Hilarity ensued
 

FoBoT

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
i think it be cool to have urinals in regular home bathrooms...

especially during those nights to wake up half asleep in the middle of the night and have to take a wiz...and your boy down there seems to have a mind of its own

one of the radio stations here in town gave away a urinal (with professional installation) as a prize last year