We need to establish an exchange rate between CC and f**ks. IOW, if I give you a CC, how many f**ks am I giving? It had better be a fractional number because I don't generally give any f**ks. And I don't want people thinking that I do give a f**k. But I don't mind giving a fractional f**k. It's sort of like throwing a dollar bill at a homeless person. You still retain your status as being mostly a d*ck, but it shows you have the faintest glimmer of humanity.