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CT2TXtech

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Apr 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: hjo3
No, no, hands down, Pwnage of the Year has to be that thread where CT2TXtech was caught lying about his wife situation. That one was awesome.

No offense, CT2TX, but that was some amazing pwnage.

None taken, it was pretty good. :beer: I think most people understood that I called my woman for a long time my wife. Sh1t we have 2(3 in jan) kids, been together since 96, lived together since 2K, so yes, sometimes, i refer to her as my girlfriend, lady, and sometimes my wife(may22 2k4 will be legal). ANyone who doesnt understand that, hasnt been with someone very long that they have kids with.
But i think peeps got a kicked out of how i said i never cheated, then someone dug up my old threads where i said i had had online flings, and went to a swingers club. Thats what pwned me.
Im touched im infamous, famous here on ATOT. I vote for me!!!!!!!
Whoever is my secret santa, ill be happy with a local universities Tshirt
 

Fausto

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Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: Mookow

from the sheer number of "hon"s put in by WRXwagonasshat, and from his technique of avoiding the questions posed to him, talking about his appearance without posting a picture (with a face)... could it be that WRXwagon = luvly? *does Dr. Evil pinkie thing*
Nah....he did post pics of himself at one point and he's not nearly as verbose as luvly tends to be.

 

Mookow

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Apr 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Mookow

from the sheer number of "hon"s put in by WRXwagonasshat, and from his technique of avoiding the questions posed to him, talking about his appearance without posting a picture (with a face)... could it be that WRXwagon = luvly? *does Dr. Evil pinkie thing*
Nah....he did post pics of himself at one point and he's not nearly as verbose as luvly tends to be.

Hmmm, well, it does seem strange that, if he is indeed a he, he uses the word "hon" in replying to people.
 

Fausto

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Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Mookow

from the sheer number of "hon"s put in by WRXwagonasshat, and from his technique of avoiding the questions posed to him, talking about his appearance without posting a picture (with a face)... could it be that WRXwagon = luvly? *does Dr. Evil pinkie thing*
Nah....he did post pics of himself at one point and he's not nearly as verbose as luvly tends to be.

Hmmm, well, it does seem strange that, if he is indeed a he, he uses the word "hon" in replying to people.
I think he was just trying to rattle my chain. It obviously didn't occur to him that the guy who's the constant butt (pun) of thong jokes wouldn't be bothered by something as simple as "hon". :p

 

Hammer

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Oct 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: GoodToGo
Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: whitecloak
luvya and his cousin?

hahaha classic!

but that was last year i think.

Link to that?

I couldn't find the link to that specific thread but here's the summary i found:


Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle

if i understand it correctly here is the events that took place
1) cousin who he hasnt seen in 15 years comes to LA
2) he brings her to romantic places throughout LA
3) nothing happens
4) he invites her to New York with him hoping the change of local will help and she accepts
5) he buys tickets via priceline
6) shes decides she doesnt want to go
7) he begins to cry and tries to grope her to make himself feel better
8) she runs away
9) he considers writing her a love, i mean sorry letter to apologize for the groping

here's the threads leading up to it:
Link1
Link2
Link3
 

GoodToGo

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Jul 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: GoodToGo
Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: whitecloak
luvya and his cousin?

hahaha classic!

but that was last year i think.

Link to that?

I couldn't find the link that specific thread but here's the summary i found:


Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle

if i understand it correctly here is the events that took place
1) cousin who he hasnt seen in 15 years comes to LA
2) he brings her to romantic places throughout LA
3) nothing happens
4) he invites her to New York with him hoping the change of local will help and she accepts
5) he buys tickets via priceline
6) shes decides she doesnt want to go
7) he begins to cry and tries to grope her to make himself feel better
8) she runs away
9) he considers writing her a love, i mean sorry letter to apologize for the groping

here's the threads leading up to it:
Link1
Link2
Link3

OMG:disgust::Q

Thanks for the thread, I think :p

BTW, my vote goes to WHSLacrossekid. That was some badass ownage.
 

acidvoodoo

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what about threads with that "imtim" troll [or was it intim]

anyway he posted something like how he would never drink or have sex, and if a girl touched his ass he'd sue em. guy got flamed :p

not sure what thread it was though
 

GoodToGo

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Originally posted by: acidvoodoo
what about threads with that "imtim" troll [or was it intim]

anyway he posted something like how he would never drink or have sex, and if a girl touched his ass he'd sue em. guy got flamed :p

not sure what thread it was though

Link or ban :p
 

"was that the one where he posted something about his wife...and then in a different thread 5 minutes later said that it was his gf. then when he was called out on it he just said it was his serious gf that he called his wife"

I wouldn't call that thread, by CT2TXtech, owned because I have seen another AT member, Lucky, refer to his long-time gf as his wife (long before CT2TXtech did). My first reaction was "What!" However, other members asked him what was up with that. His response was that he's been with her long enough, so he may as well call her his wife . . . and he did that in real life.

I haven't read some of the threads mentioned so far. I would be curious is any would get the "ownage" stamp of approval in my view.
 

murphy55d

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Originally posted by: acidvoodoo
what about threads with that "imtim" troll [or was it intim]

anyway he posted something like how he would never drink or have sex, and if a girl touched his ass he'd sue em. guy got flamed :p

not sure what thread it was though

You're thinking of imtim83... and while he was a tool, he never really got owned. he was just a tool who made some odd comments.
 

CT2TXtech

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Apr 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: luvly
"was that the one where he posted something about his wife...and then in a different thread 5 minutes later said that it was his gf. then when he was called out on it he just said it was his serious gf that he called his wife"

I wouldn't call that thread, by CT2TXtech, owned because I have seen another AT member, Lucky, refer to his long-time gf as his wife (long before CT2TXtech did). My first reaction was "What!" However, other members asked him what was up with that. His response was that he's been with her long enough, so he may as well call her his wife . . . and he did that in real life.

I haven't read some of the threads mentioned so far. I would be curious is any would get the "ownage" stamp of approval in my view.

True, in TX, shes my commonlaw wife. But i was owned, cause i lied about cheating. I think i said i never did it, but then someone looked into my history and found otherwise, then ATOT had a field day with it. so i was owned not cause of the wife/girlfriend thing(even though some dumba$$ still refers to that) but because of the cheating thing. Get your ownage facts str8

:p

 

Fausto

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Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: luvly
"was that the one where he posted something about his wife...and then in a different thread 5 minutes later said that it was his gf. then when he was called out on it he just said it was his serious gf that he called his wife"

I wouldn't call that thread, by CT2TXtech, owned because I have seen another AT member, Lucky, refer to his long-time gf as his wife (long before CT2TXtech did). My first reaction was "What!" However, other members asked him what was up with that. His response was that he's been with her long enough, so he may as well call her his wife . . . and he did that in real life.

I haven't read some of the threads mentioned so far. I would be curious is any would get the "ownage" stamp of approval in my view.
Set phasers to "Irony". Fire at will.

 

"True, in TX, shes my commonlaw wife. But i was owned, cause i lied about cheating. I think i said i never did it, but then someone looked into my history and found otherwise, then ATOT had a field day with it. so i was owned not cause of the wife/girlfriend thing(even though some dumba$$ still refers to that) but because of the cheating thing. Get your ownage facts str8"

LOL, CT2TXtech, I'm sorry . . . so you admit to being owned. :confused: You deserved that one then, if you were lying about cheating. It wouldn't be hard to know you were doing that when you would ask weird questions about swinging and seeing a friend, even though you had a gf. Word! LOL! :D
 

Mookow

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Apr 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Mookow
Hmmm, well, it does seem strange that, if he is indeed a he, he uses the word "hon" in replying to people.
I think he was just trying to rattle my chain. It obviously didn't occur to him that the guy who's the constant butt (pun) of thong jokes wouldn't be bothered by something as simple as "hon". :p

What kind of car does he say he has now? This may not be totally applicable, but it is at least partially applicable
 

Fausto

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Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: murphy55d
Originally posted by: acidvoodoo
what about threads with that "imtim" troll [or was it intim]

anyway he posted something like how he would never drink or have sex, and if a girl touched his ass he'd sue em. guy got flamed :p

not sure what thread it was though

You're thinking of imtim83... and while he was a tool, he never really got owned. he was just a tool who made some odd comments.
I think he falls into the category of "Auto-Ownage". Most of the stuff he posted was just so pathetic that making fun of him was almost redundant.

This made me laugh pretty hard. I don't think his testes have dropped yet.:p

 

toekramp

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Originally posted by: CT2TXtech
Originally posted by: luvly
"was that the one where he posted something about his wife...and then in a different thread 5 minutes later said that it was his gf. then when he was called out on it he just said it was his serious gf that he called his wife"

I wouldn't call that thread, by CT2TXtech, owned because I have seen another AT member, Lucky, refer to his long-time gf as his wife (long before CT2TXtech did). My first reaction was "What!" However, other members asked him what was up with that. His response was that he's been with her long enough, so he may as well call her his wife . . . and he did that in real life.

I haven't read some of the threads mentioned so far. I would be curious is any would get the "ownage" stamp of approval in my view.

True, in TX, shes my commonlaw wife. But i was owned, cause i lied about cheating. I think i said i never did it, but then someone looked into my history and found otherwise, then ATOT had a field day with it. so i was owned not cause of the wife/girlfriend thing(even though some dumba$$ still refers to that) but because of the cheating thing. Get your ownage facts str8

:p


hey, i was just trying to remember off the top of my head, it was months ago :p give me a break! ;)
 

Mookow

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Apr 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: murphy55d
Originally posted by: acidvoodoo
what about threads with that "imtim" troll [or was it intim]

anyway he posted something like how he would never drink or have sex, and if a girl touched his ass he'd sue em. guy got flamed :p

not sure what thread it was though

You're thinking of imtim83... and while he was a tool, he never really got owned. he was just a tool who made some odd comments.
I think he falls into the category of "Auto-Ownage". Most of the stuff he posted was just so pathetic that making fun of him was almost redundant.

This made me laugh pretty hard. I don't think his testes have dropped yet.:p

I'm not conviced that he HAS testicles.