Official: Jack the Ripper identified

[HexiumVII]

link

I bet the next post will be "No he's not, i'm jack the ripper!"

 

[schneiderguy]

No he's not, i'm jack the ripper!

 

[EvilYoda]

Now Johnny Depp'll have to refilm "From Hell"

 

[KLin]

I'm Spartacus!

 

[biggestmuff]

I don't think that is new. There are descrepancies between the article and this link:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/notorious/ripper/kosminski_15.html

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: KLin
I'm Spartacus!

No, I'm Spartacus.

 

[SirStev0]

thats cool

 

[njswift10141980]

I'm Batman

 

[Ricemarine]

I'm Bruce Lee
I'm Jet Lee
I'm Jackie Chan.

Who am I?.

 

[CalvinHobbs]

i am chuck norris then

 

[Fingolfin269]

I am Tiger Woods!

 

[Tremulant]

I'm Bob Barker.

 

[Ika]

Iamme.

oh wait...

 

[Phoenix15]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash!

 

[LanceM]

I'm the guy who does the voice of God on The Simpsons.

Seriously, though, this will never be proven. It's just too long ago. And I should know, because I am the guy who does the voice of God on The Simpsons.

 

[SilverThief]

I like grapes

 

[Amused]

Official: Jack the Ripper identified
By Stewart Tendler

Scotland Yard has taken possession of a policeman?s memoirs which names the serial killer

PRIVATE handwritten notes by the man who led the hunt for Jack the Ripper naming the chief suspect were given to Scotland Yard?s Black Museum yesterday.

Chief Inspector Donald Swanson kept quiet for years but in retirement, frustrated that the murderer had escaped justice, could not resist scribbling notes in the margin of his boss?s memoirs, naming the man that they both believed had become the world?s most famous serial killer.

Where is the rest of the fscking story???

 

[Mucho]

All this time I thought it was Queen Victoria's grandson and a royal cover up.

 

[DivideBYZero]

I like pie.

 

[iamwiz82]

I'd need to see some hard evidence before I believe it. WHy would a Jewish killer throw anti-semitic remarks at a potentail witness? And what about the phrase "The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing" found over the clothes of one of the victims?

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

These notes have been known about for many years. I remember seeing a documentary years ago that suggested that Kosminski was likely Jack the Ripper, based largely on these same notes.

 

[Hammerhead]

Jack "Da Rippa" lives on Oahu and frequents Sandy Beach.
Jack

 

[MaxDepth]

I am Bob's angry spleen.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

I am Rick James, bitch!

 

[TGS]

Had the title read, "***Official****: Jack the Ripper identified ***Confirmed***" I think I would have taken it seriously.


By the way... I'm Emmitt Smith.