****OFFICIAL**** I DO NOT HAVE COLON POLYPS ****CONFIRMED****

[atrowe]

So I went to the doctor this morning and the doctor checked out my @$$. I didn't think they were supposed to do that until you got older, but I guess its better to be safe than sorry. Either that, or I need to find a new doctor. Anyway, everything checked out fine. The doctor said I've got the colon of a 20-year-old.

Thank god for those banner ads, or I would never have known about colon polyps and the danger they present. I'm just glad the colon police are here to protect me.

Anyone else here have any experiences with colon polyps?

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

They check for polyps through a colonoscopy...did he just stick his fingers up there? Was probably just looking for blood. Good enough I guess

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

dude... ew :disgust:

 

[Ameesh]

why would you tell us this?

 

[ThaGrandCow]

I really didn't need to know that someone was sticking something in your ass today.

 

[Maleficus]

yea i voted "ewww"

 

[atrowe]

<< They check for polyps through a colonoscopy...did he just stick his fingers up there? Was probably just looking for blood. Good enough I guess >>



Actually they check through a digital rectal exam. If anything unusual is found, a barium enema is usually administered.

For more information about colon polyps, please go here (http://www.maxinet.com/mansell/polyp.htm) or visit your local library.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< I really didn't need to know that someone was sticking something in your ass today. >>

Jealous?

nik

 

[Jzero]

<< The doctor said I've got the colon of a 20-year-old. >>


Dude....that's pretty sick when you think about it....

 

[atrowe]

<< why would you tell us this? >>



Because colon health is important. Unless, of course, you would enjoy having a cancerous tumor growing in your anus. In which case, please disregard this thread and continue living with your colon's safety in dire jeopardy.

 

[Orsorum]

<< They check for polyps through a colonoscopy...did he just stick his fingers up there? Was probably just looking for blood. Good enough I guess >>



Ohhh, good Lord... you just made my lunch do a complete 180 out of my digestive system...

 

[Pliablemoose]

He didn't have both hands on your shoulders did he?

I actually know a couple gay Gastro Intestinal docs

 

[911paramedic]

Sounds more like a prostate exam. To get your colon checked, there is about 6' of it, and I am guessing his "digits" were not that long.

Did he have both hands on your shoulders duing this exam??

 

[notfred]

this thread, and the tilte, and the people who are taking it seriously, are all hilarious

 

[Cyberian]

<< Did he have both hands on your shoulders duing this exam?? >>

Ahhh, yes - the "finger-wave" test!

 

[FoBoT]

good news for you, be sure and pick up some more Colon Blow next time you visit the market

i will have to get the finger my next physical :Q