Official *Happy Festivus* Thread!!!

MartyMcFly3

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Festivus is celebrated each year on December 23. Its slogan is "A Festivus for the rest of us!"

The Festivus celebration includes three major components:

* The Festivus Pole: During Festivus, an unadorned aluminum pole is displayed, apparently in opposition to the commercialization of decorated Christmas trees, and because the holiday's creator, Frank Costanza, "finds tinsel distracting." Local customs have changed and you may be able to decorate your pole with non-threatening plain decorations.

* The Airing of Grievances: At the Festivus dinner, the celebrant tells their friends and family all of the instances where they disappointed the celebrant that year.

* The Feats of Strength: The head of the family tests his or her strength against one participant of the head's choosing. Festivus is not considered over until the head of the family has been pinned. A participant is allowed to decline to attempt to pin the head of the family only if they have something better to do instead.

Happy Festivus everyone.
 

Fritzo

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Jan 3, 2001
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No offence, but this holiday is a little ::eeh eeh eeh eeh:: out there.
 

bockchow

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it's time for the The Airing of Grievances. how have the members of ATOT disappointed this year?