Official Family Guy Countdown

[Argo]

3 days, baby!!!

My favorite family guy quote:

Loius, I did what you wanted me to do. Now when we get home I get anal! That's right, no matter how clean the house is, I'll want you to clean it better!

 

[LtPage1]

"Brown is the color of poo!"
"Yes. Yes it is."

 

[Anubis]

 

[CVSiN]

wewt

family guy rocks

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: LtPage1
"Brown is the color of poo!"
"Yes. Yes it is."

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to move your minivan.
This isn't my minivan, this is my kid Chris!
Hey, everybody, this isn't a minivan, this is just a fat kid. Hey, you fatty fat-fatso!

 

[screwd01]

FUTURAMA!!!! the new episode is online...you should be able to get it

 

[Spikesoldier]

almost..

almost..

almost..

there we are

'well done'

 

[funboy6942]

"you smell like littly litter"
"I was courious!"

"Well take the box"
"you said we were going to take the boat"
"A boat is a boat but in the box could be anything Lois. It could even be a boat. You know how much we have wanted one of thoes!" "
"We'll take the box"

"She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee"

"If you liked that you going to like the ticking time bomb I left for you in your overy. Happy 50th birthday Lois!"

 

[PoPPeR]

Dear diary


Jackpot

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: screwd01
FUTURAMA!!!! the new episode is online...you should be able to get it

either you are high or this is a strange way of refering to my first post

 

[dxkj]

a lot of you guys are hacking these quotes, get them right! jeesh!

 

[loic2003]

"Hey waiter, that sign in the bathroom that says 'now wash your hands'.... that's just for the staff, right?"
"Uh... technicly yes, sir"
"ah neat... hey these slices of bread look sweet" <fingers through all the bread> "eeeeevery one of them.... you want some?"

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Spikesoldier
almost..

almost..

almost..

there we are

'well done'

You know Margaret, we could be having sexual intercourse right now.

Yes, yes we could.

Mmm, but let's not.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: funboy42
"you smell like littly litter"
"I was courious!"

"Well take the box"
"you said we were going to take the boat"
"A boat is a boat but in the box could be anything Louis. It could even be a boat. You know how much we have wanted one of thoes!" "
"We'll take the box"

"She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee"

"If you liked that you going to like the ticking time bomb I left for you in your overy. Happy 50th birthday Louis!"

LOIS

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Argo
3 days, baby!!!

My favorite family guy quote:

Loius, I did what you wanted me to do. Now when we get home I get anal! That's right, no matter how clean the house is, I'll want you to clean it better!

you screwed that right up. wow.

"Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it. "

 

[Legend]

I couldn't stop laughing at the high class british porn scenes. Not nearly as funny in quotes.

 

[royaldank]

"Geppeto, there was a cookie missing from the cookie jar, did you take it?"

"Yeah I took it. I wouldn't lie to you."

"You could try. I might believe you."

 

[TheAdvocate]

Can't wait!

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

 

[Anubis]

Meg: Chris Cut it out! Brian chris just picked his nose and he keeps touching me with his finger
Chris: What good is mineing nose gold if I cant share it with the towns people

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Argo
3 days, baby!!!

My favorite family guy quote:

Loius, I did what you wanted me to do. Now when we get home I get anal! That's right, no matter how clean the house is, I'll want you to clean it better!

you screwed that right up. wow.

"Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it. "

Thanks, I always mess up that quote.

 

[TheAdvocate]

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: funboy42
"you smell like littly litter"
"I was courious!"

"Well take the box"
"you said we were going to take the boat"
"A boat is a boat but in the box could be anything Louis. It could even be a boat. You know how much we have wanted one of thoes!" "
"We'll take the box"

"She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee"

"If you liked that you going to like the ticking time bomb I left for you in your overy. Happy 50th birthday Louis!"

LOIS

OPPS My bad. I spelled a guys name didnt I

 

[Lorax]

it's good to have land.

 

[Spikesoldier]

Originally posted by: royaldank
"Geppeto, there was a cookie missing from the cookie jar, did you take it?"

"Yeah I took it. I wouldn't lie to you."

"You could try. I might believe you."

PINNOCHIO!!!!!!!!!!!11111111oenoeneone

let me fix that for you

Geppetto: Oops i dropped my glasses - uh pinnochio, there is a cookie missing from the cookie jar, did you happen to take it?

Pinnochio: yes papa geppetto, im sorry

Geppetto: are you sure you took it? well if you said you didnt i would believe you

Pinnochio: no i did it, i wouldnt lie to you

Geppetto: you could try, who knows - you might get away with it

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: Anubis
Meg: Chris Cut it out! Brian chris just picked his nose and he keeps touching me with his finger
Chris: What good is mineing nose gold if I cant share it with the towns people

Hey you're quoting an ep that isn't out yet.

One of the best ep's in my opinion.