** Official April Fools thread**

WT

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Anyone planning anything for their work environment ???
Unfortunately, this year its on a Sunday so no work pranks will be an 'official' AF prank.
I was thinking of pulling the cat5 plug on the servers and then setting up a network broadcast message when I plug it back in for all users stating 'April Fools .. teh intarweb is down !!' but then .. I wouldn't have a job .. so ... what are you planning ??? Hmmm ??
 

nageov3t

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my new job officially starts April 1st... I keep waiting for them to tell me that the promotion was an april fool's joke and I'm really fired. lol.
 

SVT Cobra

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Can't wait to see what Google does this year.

OH WAIT!!! Should not are Gmail accounts be doubled by now???

Someone check.
 

Syringer

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Originally posted by: loki8481
my new job officially starts April 1st... I keep waiting for them to tell me that the promotion was an april fool's joke and I'm really fired. lol.

How can you have a promotion at a "new" job?
 

Cattlegod

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I was thinking about going into work on sunday to put tin foil all over EVERYTHING in this one guy's cube.

something like this.
 

ultimatebob

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Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Heh... Woot is selling million dollar bags of crap :)

There is supposedly a coupon code that will bring it down to the normal price...
 

nageov3t

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Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: loki8481
my new job officially starts April 1st... I keep waiting for them to tell me that the promotion was an april fool's joke and I'm really fired. lol.

How can you have a promotion at a "new" job?

different office, in a different town, in a different part of the state with a different department... feels like a "new" job.
 

Tiamat

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" Noted British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on the radio in 1976 that at 9:47 am, a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event, in which Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, would cause a gravitational alignment that would reduce the Earth's gravity. Moore told listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment of the planetary alignment, they would experience a floating sensation. Hundreds of people called in to report feeling the sensation."

:laugh: Idiots.

 
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Who say you can't have fun on a Sunday?

1. Have random girl dress up like she's pregnant.
2. Send said girl to cousin's wedding to make a scene about how she's carrying the cousin's child.
3. Wait for somebody to faint.
4. April Fools!!

I'm not saying I'm gonna do it, just that I'm tempted. :evil: