**OFFICIAL** AND **CONFIRMED** I am retarded.

pennylane

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Yesterday I was trying to recharge some nimh batteries, but the charger (maha of course) was blinking oddly. That and the plug wasn't fitting in very well. Kind of tight. I thought it was broken. I was sad.

Today I tried recharging my cell phone. The plug was very loose, and the "charging" sign on the cell phone wouldn't come up for a minute or so. I thought that was odd too.

So I wondered about this for awhile until I realized I confused my cell phone charger with my battery charger. Wow. That was dumb.


That is all.
 

pennylane

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UPDATE:

I attempted to wash my bedsheets today. I am a college student. I never did laundry until I got here (about a month and a half ago). I threw my comforter in. But I put two Wisk tablets (detergent) instead of one. I was pondering whether to put in one or two but then I just said "two is normal. two goes in." Well, afterwards there were white spots. So I had to rinse it again. ONLY... I forgot to move it around before the rinse. So one dollar and 40 minutes later, there were still a few white spots. At that point I gave up and stuck my comforter in the dryer.
 

SarcasticDwarf

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Originally posted by: fanerman91
UPDATE:

I attempted to wash my bedsheets today. I am a college student. I never did laundry until I got here (about a month and a half ago). I through my comforter in. But I put two Wisk tablets (detergent) instead of one. I was pondering whether to put in one or two but then I just said "two is normal. two goes in." Well, afterwards there were white spots. So I had to rinse it again. ONLY... I forgot to move it around before the rinse. So one dollar and 40 minutes later, there were still a few white spots. At that point I gave up and stuck my comforter in the dryer.

good job, now your roommate(s) can all see the results of your masturbation
 

pennylane

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Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: fanerman91
UPDATE:

I attempted to wash my bedsheets today. I am a college student. I never did laundry until I got here (about a month and a half ago). I through my comforter in. But I put two Wisk tablets (detergent) instead of one. I was pondering whether to put in one or two but then I just said "two is normal. two goes in." Well, afterwards there were white spots. So I had to rinse it again. ONLY... I forgot to move it around before the rinse. So one dollar and 40 minutes later, there were still a few white spots. At that point I gave up and stuck my comforter in the dryer.

good job, now your roommate(s) can all see the results of your masturbation

Actually nope. Cuz they were all on one side thankfully :p.