***official*** 2015 masters thread

[Printer Bandit]

Imagine peaking at 21. His entire life will be downhill from now on.

 

[brianmanahan]

Imagine peaking at 21. His entire life will be downhill from now on.

shoot, he'll be bald in 5 years too

i would rather have my full head of luxurious, guaranteed-to-never-bald hair than win the masters

(actually wait i take that back)

 

[BUTCH1]

Imagine peaking at 21. His entire life will be downhill from now on.

WTF are you talking about, he came into the tournament ranked #4 in the world, finished 2nd last year. Dude's got serious game and he will win plenty more of everything, including majors.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

shoot, he'll be bald in 5 years too

i would rather have my full head of luxurious, guaranteed-to-never-bald hair than win the masters

(actually wait i take that back)

Winners share is $1.8 million. That buys a whole lot of toupees and shallow chicks who don't care if you've got hair as long as you've got coke.

 

[brianmanahan]

Winners share is $1.8 million. That buys a whole lot of toupees and shallow chicks who don't care if you've got hair as long as you've got coke.

my fridge is stocked full of coke!

 

[Shlong]

Winners share is $1.8 million. That buys a whole lot of toupees and shallow chicks who don't care if you've got hair as long as you've got coke.

Sponsored by Rolex, get paid to wear expensive watches. Sponsored by Netjets, private jets wherever he wants. Sponsored by Under Armour, free clothes. Not a bad gig, he can always pay for a hair transplant.

 

[JEDI]

Tiger.. 5 bogeys.. ugg

 

[Printer Bandit]

Did they ever show Jeff Knox on TV?

http://www.sbnation.com/golf/2015/4...masters-non-competing-marker-augusta-national

 

[ultimatebob]

I wish there was more diversity in the patrons.

Weekend passes for The Masters are up to $6,000 on StubHub now. That will keep out a lot of the riff raff.

 

[Muse]

still gotta get up and down to set that record at -19

I don't know that he knew it was a record at that point. It looked to me like he didn't give that for-par putt his usual focus, he hurried his routine IMO and just thought he'd cozy it up for a gimme. He was trying to make it but he didn't try hard.

 

[Muse]

Winners share is $1.8 million. That buys a whole lot of toupees and shallow chicks who don't care if you've got hair as long as you've got coke.

Hair doesn't mean shit. A friend of mine from way back when I saw him recently said something about his thinning hair and my retort was "nothing could matter less."