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Office smells like sh!t.

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NathanBWF

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So we have a truck in the shop right now that is used for cleaning out septic tanks. They didn't clean it before they dropped it off and I'm pretty sure that they didn't empty the tank either because the whole damn building smells like sh!t. I can't breathe thru my nose right now cuz if i do i'm gonna yak. I'm really dizzy and i think i may pass out...
 
<Garth>If your gonna spew.... spew into this.. </Garth>

seriously though... that's pretty sh!tty.. *rimshot*
 
That is their plan. Leave the truck smelling like sh$t, your entire shop the reeks of sh$t and guess what????????????????????? It smells so bad that the repairs to the sh$t truck get moved to the front of the queue or expedited in order to get the truck out of the shop. This means that they get their truck back faster than if it smelled good. It's all part of the plan.
 
Originally posted by: K1052
Why is it there in the first place?
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Something in the engine blew and now we have to fix it. It won't even start so we can't even drive it outside...and I'll be damned if I'M gonna push that thing outside...I aint goin near that thing.
 
Originally posted by: Sundog
That is their plan. Leave the truck smelling like sh$t, your entire shop the reeks of sh$t and guess what????????????????????? It smells so bad that the repairs to the sh$t truck get moved to the front of the queue or expedited in order to get the truck out of the shop. This means that they get their truck back faster than if it smelled good. It's all part of the plan.
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Shhh............. You're telling everyone!!!!
 
Originally posted by: NathanBWF
Originally posted by: K1052
Why is it there in the first place?
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Something in the engine blew and now we have to fix it. It won't even start so we can't even drive it outside...and I'll be damned if I'M gonna push that thing outside...I aint goin near that thing.
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Just make sure everyone does their business in the cab of the truck before they pick it up.

 
k seriously i can't take it anymore. this is the worst smell evAR. it's like...you know when you go out for a heavy night of drinking...and then the sh!t you take the next morning. well times that by about 12353456234523452345 and that's what my office smells like right now. screw this....i'm moving my desk outside...
 
Tell them that their truck is creating a bio hazard. and if they do not come out and do something about it, you will be forced to have it towed to a holding lot where it will sit, at their expense, until it can be moved into your shop without making everyone sick.

 
earlier this week there was a nasty egg-fart smell eminating from somewhere around my desk. It turned out to be a dying UPS. Gave me a headache for two days before I figured it out. 🙁
 
This is a very crappy situation. Hopefully, your company charges them a surcharge for dealing with such a vehicle -- and then takes all of you out to a good happy hour because you had to stress through those smelly moments. 🙂
 
You think that's bad ?

I had a elderly woman come in with her vehicle, she got out, walked up to me and handed me the keys and explained what she wanted serviced, I'm standing there trying not to gag from the smell (Crapped in her pants), she leaves and I'm like :WHOA !", thank GOD she left.
I open the door to her Regal and AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, there's sh!t all over the drivers seat, I slam the door, call her up and told her we couldn't fix her car and to come pick it up
 
Originally posted by: Roger
You think that's bad ?

I had a elderly woman come in with her vehicle, she got out, walked up to me and handed me the keys and explained what she wanted serviced, I'm standing there trying not to gag from the smell (Crapped in her pants), she leaves and I'm like :WHOA !", thank GOD she left.
I open the door to her Regal and AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, there's sh!t all over the drivers seat, I slam the door, call her up and told her we couldn't fix her car and to come pick it up
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:Q:Q:Q:Q

Holy crap!

 
Originally posted by: Roger
You think that's bad ?

I had a elderly woman come in with her vehicle, she got out, walked up to me and handed me the keys and explained what she wanted serviced, I'm standing there trying not to gag from the smell (Crapped in her pants), she leaves and I'm like :WHOA !", thank GOD she left.
I open the door to her Regal and AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, there's sh!t all over the drivers seat, I slam the door, call her up and told her we couldn't fix her car and to come pick it up
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just you wait til it happens to you! 😀:beer:
 
Originally posted by: Roger
You think that's bad ?

I had a elderly woman come in with her vehicle, she got out, walked up to me and handed me the keys and explained what she wanted serviced, I'm standing there trying not to gag from the smell (Crapped in her pants), she leaves and I'm like :WHOA !", thank GOD she left.
I open the door to her Regal and AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, there's sh!t all over the drivers seat, I slam the door, call her up and told her we couldn't fix her car and to come pick it up
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I worked at a grocery store when I was a teenager, and a lady crapped on the floor once and didn't even know it.

<speaker> CLEAN UP AISLE 3!! </speaker>
 
Originally posted by: Roger
You think that's bad ?

I had a elderly woman come in with her vehicle, she got out, walked up to me and handed me the keys and explained what she wanted serviced, I'm standing there trying not to gag from the smell (Crapped in her pants), she leaves and I'm like :WHOA !", thank GOD she left.
I open the door to her Regal and AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, there's sh!t all over the drivers seat, I slam the door, call her up and told her we couldn't fix her car and to come pick it up
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:Q
 
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