Office Bldg. Men's Room

[PepePeru]

apparently someone in our office building likes to urinate on the floor in front of the urinal every day.

Im really tempted to put a sign on the wall or something. 'Youre obviously not that endowed...keep it over the urinal."
I'm just glad I dont have to clean it up, but I do have to see this puddle everytime I go in there.

ugh.

:thumbsdown:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
apparently someone in our office building likes to urinate on the floor in front of the urinal every day.

Im really tempted to put a sign on the wall or something. 'Youre obviously not that endowed...keep it over the urinal."
I'm just glad I dont have to clean it up, but I do have to see this puddle everytime I go in there.

ugh.

:thumbsdown:

maybe they can't help but dribble. any old guys in your office?

 

[PepePeru]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: G Wizard
apparently someone in our office building likes to urinate on the floor in front of the urinal every day.

Im really tempted to put a sign on the wall or something. 'Youre obviously not that endowed...keep it over the urinal."
I'm just glad I dont have to clean it up, but I do have to see this puddle everytime I go in there.

ugh.

:thumbsdown:

maybe they can't help but dribble. any old guys in your office?

i have a couple suspects in mind. for a long time i thought it was my boss, but he's not here today & the puddle is...

 

[compman25]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
apparently someone in our office building likes to urinate on the floor in front of the urinal every day.

Im really tempted to put a sign on the wall or something. 'Youre obviously not that endowed...keep it over the urinal."
I'm just glad I dont have to clean it up, but I do have to see this puddle everytime I go in there.

ugh.

:thumbsdown:

Good work , post on here and put the blame on someone else.

 

[ebaycj]

An excerpt from Wikipedia's article on Urine:

Urine is generally considered to be at least fairly sterile.

Quit your whining.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: ebaycj
An excerpt from Wikipedia's article on Urine:

Urine is generally considered to be at least fairly sterile.

Quit your whining.

While it may be "fairly sterile", it's absolutely vile to see on the floor.

 

[wnangle]

When my company gave notice that they were going to lay off 50 people, all of a sudden the bathrooms became very messy, in more ways than 'number 1'. As the company then cut back on pensions and medical benefits, the employees took it out on the bathroom. I made sure that I used the restaurant bathroom during lunch as the floors in both the MEN and WOMEN's bathroom were horrible. It was sort of a way to pay the company back.

 

[Wapp]

A couple months ago a guy was shot in the leg while in a restroom in my building. Apparently, another guy was going to drop a deuce, dropped his pants to the floor and the gun in his belt holster misfired. So really, don't get all butt-hurt over a little pee-pee.

 

[eleison]

Originally posted by: G Wizard

i have a couple suspects in mind. for a long time i thought it was my boss, but he's not here today & the puddle is...

you sound like columbo... hope you solve the mystery of the re-appearing urine puddle...

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: ebaycj
An excerpt from Wikipedia's article on Urine:

Urine is generally considered to be at least fairly sterile.

Quit your whining.

Then go have a cup and STFU.

 

[PepePeru]

Originally posted by: eleison

Originally posted by: G Wizard

i have a couple suspects in mind. for a long time i thought it was my boss, but he's not here today & the puddle is...

you sound like columbo... hope you solve the mystery of the re-appearing urine puddle...

i just hope im on the throne when the floor pisser comes in....

"HEY! I HEARD THAT !!!"

 

[postmortemIA]

maybe you are the pisser

 

[mugs]

I would not put up any sign in your workplace that contains the words "well endowed" unless it is referring to a non-profit organization.

 

[buck]

Hopefully one day the perp slips on it and falls right into the puddle.

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: wnangle
When my company gave notice that they were going to lay off 50 people, all of a sudden the bathrooms became very messy, in more ways than 'number 1'. As the company then cut back on pensions and medical benefits, the employees took it out on the bathroom. I made sure that I used the restaurant bathroom during lunch as the floors in both the MEN and WOMEN's bathroom were horrible. It was sort of a way to pay the company back.

That's awful... do they think the exec's have to clean the bathrooms or what?

 

[effowe]

I work for a company in a warehouse in the west side of Chicago. All of the bathrooms here are always reeking of urine, and most of the time the people don't flush the toilets. In addition, they piss all over the seat as opposed to putting them up, and miss lots of the time. In the summer the bathrooms are filled with gnats because no-one knows how to flush a toilet, or cares enough to clean it in a timely fashion. You think your bathroom's gross, you should see ours.