**Offical 2015-16 NFL "Odell 'Deck'em' Jr Week 5 Thead**

Retro Rob

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Sorry that the thread is a tad-bit late -- I've been out sick.

Thurs Oct 8
Colts (2-2) @ Texans (1-3) 8:25 NFL Network/CBS

SUN, OCT 11
Bears (1-3) @ Chiefs (1-3) 1:00PM FOX
Seahawks (2-2) @ Bengals (4-0) 1:00PM FOX
Skins (2-2) @ Falcons (4-0) 1:00PM FOX
Jags (1-3) @ Bucs (1-3) !:00PM CBS
Saints (1-3) @ Eagles (1-3) 1:00PM FOX
Browns (1-3) @ Ravens (1-3) 1:00PM CBS
Rams (2-2) @ Pack (4-0) 1:00PM CBS
Bills (2-2) @ Titans (1-2- 1:00 PM CBS
Cards (3-1) @ Lions (0-4) 4:25PM FOX
Broncos (4-0) @ Raiders (2-2) 4:25PM CBS
Pats (3-0) @ Boys (2-2) 4:25PM CBS

SNF
Niners (1-3) @ Giants (2-2)

MON, OCT 12
Steelers (2-2) @ Chargers (2-2)

Teams on bye:
Dolphins
Panthers
Jets
Vikings.

...and while OBJ was decking cats, LOL Victor Cruz:


http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...l-take-care-of-him-day-before-scandal-2015810

And we all know about the Fins coach firing, and also, the Lions are the ONLY winless team in Football.

I don't think that's gonna end this week.
 
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RPD

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I agree with all your picks except I expect the Steelers to beat the Chargers.
 

dainthomas

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Thurs Oct 8
Colts (2-2) @ Texans (1-3) 8:25 NFL Network/CBS

SUN, OCT 11
Bears (1-3) @ Chiefs (1-3) 1:00PM FOX
Seahawks (2-2) @Bengals (4-0) 1:00PM FOX
Skins (2-2) @ Falcons (4-0) 1:00PM FOX
Jags (1-3) @ Bucs (1-3) !:00PM CBS
Saints (1-3) @ Eagles (1-3) 1:00PM FOX
Browns (1-3) @ Ravens (1-3) 1:00PM CBS
Rams (2-2) @ Pack (4-0) 1:00PM CBS
Bills (2-2) @ Titans (1-2- 1:00 PM CBS
Cards (3-1) @ Lions (0-4) 4:25PM FOX
Pats (3-0) @ Boys (2-2) 4:25PM CBS

SNF
Niners (1-3) @ Giants (2-2)

MON, OCT 12
Steelers (2-2) @ Chargers (2-2)

Obviously have to go for Seattle. Beast Mode should be back, maybe that'll take pressure off Wilson. Also depends on whether their hilariously bad O-line can start shaping up. Eagles and Saints are equally bad, but I'll give it to them for being at home. I'll take Titans over the Bills because they're at home and I expect Mariotta to start cutting down on the turnovers that have hurt him.
 

glenn1

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Sorry that the thread is a tad-bit late -- I've been out sick.

Thurs Oct 8
Colts (2-2) @ Texans (1-3) 8:25 NFL Network/CBS

SUN, OCT 11
Bears (1-3) @ Chiefs (1-3) 1:00PM FOX
Seahawks (2-2) @ Bengals (4-0) 1:00PM FOX
Skins (2-2) @ Falcons (4-0) 1:00PM FOX
Jags (1-3) @ Bucs (1-3) !:00PM CBS
Saints (1-3) @ Eagles (1-3) 1:00PM FOX
Browns (1-3) @ Ravens (1-3) 1:00PM CBS
Rams (2-2) @ Pack (4-0) 1:00PM CBS
Bills (2-2) @ Titans (1-2- 1:00 PM CBS
Cards (3-1) @ Lions (0-4) 4:25PM FOX
Pats (3-0) @ Boys (2-2) 4:25PM CBS

SNF
Niners (1-3) @ Giants (2-2)

MON, OCT 12
Steelers (2-2) @ Chargers (2-2)

Teams on bye:
Dolphins
Panthers
Jets
Vikings.

...and while OBJ was decking cats, LOL Victor Cruz:


http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...l-take-care-of-him-day-before-scandal-2015810

And we all know about the Fins coach firing, and also, the Lions are the ONLY winless team in Football.

I don't think that's gonna end this week.

Took me a bit to figure out the "cheating scandal" in the story was him having an affair, not breaking an NFL rule. Given how much Deflategate has poisoned the well those words should be off-limits when discussing anything that happens off the field.
 

Banana

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This week's thread title > last week's.

My upset pick is Lions over Cardinals. Lions at home, pissed off (possibly), and will benefit from refs' make-up calls
 

Phoenix86

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Damn, it's going to be a depressing few weeks for Cowboy fans. Pats, Giants and Seahawks next 3 games with all these injuries.
 

akugami

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Thurs Oct 8
Colts (2-2) @ Texans (1-3) 8:25 NFL Network/CBS

SUN, OCT 11
Bears (1-3) @ Chiefs (1-3) 1:00PM FOX
Seahawks (2-2) @ Bengals (4-0) 1:00PM FOX
Skins (2-2) @ Falcons (4-0) 1:00PM FOX
Jags (1-3) @ Bucs (1-3) !:00PM CBS
Saints (1-3) @ Eagles (1-3) 1:00PM FOX
Browns (1-3) @ Ravens (1-3) 1:00PM CBS
Rams (2-2) @ Pack (4-0) 1:00PM CBS
Bills (2-2) @ Titans (1-2) 1:00 PM CBS
Cards (3-1) @ Lions (0-4) 4:25PM FOX
Pats (3-0) @ Boys (2-2) 4:25PM CBS

SNF
Niners (1-3) @ Giants (2-2)

MON, OCT 12
Steelers (2-2) @ Chargers (2-2)



This week's thread title > last week's.

My upset pick is Lions over Cardinals. Lions at home, pissed off (possibly), and will benefit from refs' make-up calls

They're the lions...they go out with a whimper, not a bang.

Tannehill supposedly crapping on practice squad players. This report is a bit on the hearsay side but if it's true what he said about the paycheck of the practice squad players...what a fucking douchebag. And what doesn't seem to be in contention is that practice squad players were told to go easy on Tannehill to build up his confidence. I'm sorry but when you sign nearly a $100 million contract, you lose all rights to have someone go easy on you. You should be the cream of the crop. The elite of the elite.
 

Imported

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You're missing the Raiders game in the picks.. but Denver gonna win so why bother? :p
 

lupi

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lolololol


six on one coverage and the idiots let him catch it.
 

glenn1

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lolololol


six on one coverage and the idiots let him catch it.

Yeah, that's what tends to happen when all six of those defenders are behind the receiver where they can't make a play.
 

smackababy

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Colts aren't playing particularly well, but getting look to be getting it done. Gore still runs hard, despite it being a bunch of geriatrics out there.
 

lupi

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houston secondary is sucking ass. colts going max protect having 7 on the line to block 4, and yet the colts keep moving the chains.
 

IndyColtsFan

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HAHAHHAAHHA Indy fail, what assclowns

Well, they're led by a trio of assclowns: Pagano, Grigson, and on defense, Greg Manusky. This team is going nowhere. The only winnable non-division games I see are against the Buccanners and Dolphins and if they win those and the rest of the division games, that's an 8-8 finish which SHOULD be enough for Irsay to hopefully clean house.

I did think it was funny seeing Mallet pouting on the sideline - he isn't going to last long with that attitude.
 
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Jimzz

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Yea Mallet is a bust, even the Patriots could not use him. Houston was back in the game when they took him out.

The person worst off though is probably luck. Hassleback has played really well the last 2 games. So if Luck comes back and has problems again; hard to say its the O-line or other things when a older soon to be retired QB plays better.
So how long till the Colts trade for RG3??? ;)
 

Retro Rob

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This week's thread title > last week's.

My upset pick is Lions over Cardinals. Lions at home, pissed off (possibly), and will benefit from refs' make-up calls

I agree with that. It happens in sports all the time. More so in the NBA, IMO, when a refs blows a call, all it takes is for the beneficiary to look at someone wrongly, and the whistles fly.