It is unquestionably inevitable, given my own peculiar past and from which, of course, a word like 'inevitable' inevitably itself rolls off the tongue fully manifested and intoned, that wherever and however there are collected at random, by intention, or design, be it perceived or unperceived, any grouping of individuals, no matter how desperate in nature affiliation, or purpose, there must arise among that grouping a tendency visible to any objective observer, even among the anthropoids and lesser primates on down, but pushed to the background and unconsciously indulged in by the participants themselves, that phenomenon known by various names historically and linguistically, but in our time is summarized and encapsulated in that foul term 'to peck'. Ah, but to peck or not to peck, that is the question. Now for any oddly contrived individual, for whom that question takes unfortunate prominence, there arises also, and also inevitably must arise, a collateral question as to why this phenomenon occurs and what additional factors do we large bicameral brained hominids bring to the table.
Obviously there is an unconscious genetic component involved, the pecking order an a display of genetic fitness to breed, but beyond that, of course, we humans, with our cunning and linguistic agility, our ability to ridicule and make fun of, have created the "Yo' Mama" phenomenon. The implication, if it isn't, ought to be clear. Whatever yo' mama is you is.
Well I don't think that here on Anandtech there can be any doubt as to who is the Master of Yo' Mama and who therefore must have the most superior of mothers. It would have to be Red Dawn and as to the superiority of his Mother I will gladly attest.
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