no. i am just watching out for the well being of the citizenry. i created a thread a few years ago where i almost got mauled by an unleashed dogs. it was traumatic.
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2233609
I did not read the thread you posted, but just the wording of this post reminded me of a Louis CK joke stories they remember being very different than they actually were.
CK: Man, I used to work with the gay guy and he was always trying to fuck me.
Other Guy: Oh, was he constantly making comments about it?
CK: No
OG: Was he always hitting on you?
CK: Nope.
OG: Would he try and be all touchy with you?
CK: Not really.
CK: As it turns out, the story was really "There once was a gay guy."
So, SE, if a dog "almost mauled you", was it an attack and an attempt foiled by some other force, or was there once a dog near you that wasn't on a leash?