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Odorless alcohols?

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Syringer

Lifer
Are there any liquors out there that one can drink and not have others tell that you have been drinking it? Malibu rum perhaps?
 
There is no such thing. The smell of alcohol on your breath has nothing to do with what type you drink. That is a myth.

Alcohol is partially dissipated from the body through the lungs as a vapor. What kind or brand of alcohol you drink is irrelevant. It WILL reek as it is expelled from the lungs.

Also, nothing but time will make that smell go away. You can't stop it, or mitigate it and nothing will cover it up.

If you don't want to smell like you've been drinking your only answer is to not drink at all.
 
Ingredients
1 shot Bacardi 151 Proof Rum
1/2 shot Green Creme de Menthe
Mixing Instruction
Add the bacardi 151 to a shot glass, then add creme de menthe.

😀
 
Why u looking for alcohol thats odorless? That means you are either underage or you just dont want others to think ur an alcoholic. Which is it?
 
Originally posted by: salt9876
Why u looking for alcohol thats odorless? That means you are either underage or you just dont want others to think ur an alcoholic. Which is it?
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Well, I'm not underage 😉
 
im guessing he wants to have a beer or something during his lunch break but not have the smell linger when talking to coworkers/boss/clients when he comes back. just a guess though.
 
Originally posted by: anxi80
im guessing he wants to have a beer or something during his lunch break but not have the smell linger when talking to coworkers/boss/clients when he comes back. just a guess though.
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i had a guy in my calc III class who added rum to a coca-cola bottle and drank it up in class. we found out when the guy next to him assumed it was coke, took a sip and nearly spat it out 🙂
 
Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Originally posted by: anxi80
im guessing he wants to have a beer or something during his lunch break but not have the smell linger when talking to coworkers/boss/clients when he comes back. just a guess though.
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i had a guy in my calc III class who added rum to a coca-cola bottle and drank it up in class. we found out when the guy next to him assumed it was coke, took a sip and nearly spat it out 🙂
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my friend liked to mix vodka and green food coloring in a scope bottle and take to school
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Hennigans
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Shennanigans?


10/10 for your pun
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It's actually a Seinfeld reference to the subject at hand 😉
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Ha, I loved that scene..

Jerry: I got a bottle of scotch my uncle gave me. It's Hennigans. It's been here for two years. I've been using it as a paint thinner.

Kramer drinks.

Kramer: All right.

Elaine and Jerry lean up really close to him.

Jerry: I don't smell anything.

Elaine: Maybe we're too close to the bottle.

Jerry's buzzer buzzes.

Jerry: Yeah.

George: (over the speaker) It's George.

Jerry: Come on up.

Kramer: That is *damn* good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.

George: Hello everybody.

Kramer: Hey. (snuggling really close to George) I'm going to tell you what I think. I know you don't care what I think, but I'm going to tell you. I think that you are terrific.

George: (uncomfortablly) Thank you.

Elaine: Hey what's that?

George: It's an early Christmas present.

Elaine: Christmas present? For who?

George: For you.

Elaine: *gasp* (pushing George) Get out of here.

Kramer: Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret. (singing) h-e-double n...
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