Karl Rove: What makes you think O'Donnell is a witch?
MSNBC: She turned me into a
newt!
O'Donnell: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Karl Rove: But you are dressed as one.
O'Donnell: *They* dressed me up like this!
The Media: We didn't! We didn't...
O'Donnell: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Karl Rove: Well?
MSNBC: Well, we did do the nose.
Karl Rove: The nose?
MSNBC: And the hat, but she is a witch!
The Media: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
Karl Rove: Did you dress her up like this?
MSNBC: No!
ABC: No!
CBS: No!
MSNBC: No!
CNN: Yes!
MSNBC: Yeah a bit.
ABC: A bit!
CBS: A bit!
MSNBC: But she has got a wart!
Karl Rove: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
MSNBC: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Karl Rove: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
MSNBC: Burn them.
Karl Rove: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
MSNBC: More witches.
CBS: Wood.
Karl Rove: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
CNN: ...because they're made of... wood?
Karl Rove: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
MSNBC: Build a bridge out of her.
Karl Rove: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
MSNBC: Oh yeah.
Karl Rove: Does wood sink in water?
MSNBC: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Karl Rove: No, no. What else floats in water?
MSNBC: Bread.
CBS: Apples.
CNN: Very small rocks.
MSNBC: Cider.
CBS: Gravy.
CNN: Cherries.
MSNBC: Mud.
CBS: Churches.
CNN: Lead! Lead!
Charles Krauthammer: A Duck.
Karl Rove: ...Exactly. So, logically...
MSNBC: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Karl Rove: And therefore...
CBS: ...A witch!