Ode to the Girl Scout Cookie

[Fritzo]

[shakespearean voice]

The pangs if breakfast hunger...you do quench
The chocolate of thy Thin Mint, doth calm the stomach
How is it that I am worthy to partake in this ambrosia, known to mortals as Samoas
The gullet to thy soul weeps tears of joy, lest unworthiness
This gift, oh heavenly Girl Scout, shall not be forgotten

[/shakespearean voice]

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
[shakespearean voice]

The pangs if breakfast hunger...you do quench
The chocolate of thy Thin Mint, doth calm the stomach
How is it that I am worthy to partake in this ambrosia, known to mortals as Samoas
The gullet to thy soul weeps tears of joy, lest unworthiness
This gift, oh heavenly Girl Scout, shall not be forgotten

[/shakespearean voice]

I got started on the second sleeve of a box of Thin Mints the other day before I even realized it. Those things are crack to me. I threw the rest in the trash because I didn't want to die in a mound of Thin Mint vomit.

 

[livingsacrifice]

I haven't had any this year

 

[Fritzo]

I'm making a fort out of the empty boxes. I gain 25lbs around this time of the year

 

[Marinski]

Its only cookies.

 

[jjones]

<Charlton Heston>"You've gotta tell them! Those cookies are made of Girl Scouts! We've gotta stop them somehow!"</Charlton Heston>

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: SearchMaster

Originally posted by: Fritzo
[shakespearean voice]

The pangs if breakfast hunger...you do quench
The chocolate of thy Thin Mint, doth calm the stomach
How is it that I am worthy to partake in this ambrosia, known to mortals as Samoas
The gullet to thy soul weeps tears of joy, lest unworthiness
This gift, oh heavenly Girl Scout, shall not be forgotten

[/shakespearean voice]

I got started on the second sleeve of a box of Thin Mints the other day before I even realized it. Those things are crack to me. I threw the rest in the trash because I didn't want to die in a mound of Thin Mint vomit.

BLASPHEMER!
you NEVER throw away girl scout cookies!!! what is wrong with this world?!


mmm I can't wait till I get mine. They are indeed crack, and I believe they definitely have crack as a secret ingredient.

 

[fatpat268]

Bah, I refuse to pay for overpriced cookies.

 

[Kev]

Man, opening a box of tagalongs really annoys the shit out of me. what do they give you, like 8 cookies for 3.50?

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Kev
Man, opening a box of tagalongs really annoys the shit out of me. what do they give you, like 8 cookies for 3.50?

4 rows of 4? I think. 16 Tagalongs can be gone in a second

 

[daveshel]

Originally posted by: fatpat268
Bah, I refuse to pay for overpriced cookies.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: daveshel

Originally posted by: fatpat268
Bah, I refuse to pay for overpriced cookies.

Cheapskate. It's a donation to support a great organization, not a discount cookie company.

 

[potato28]

Haven't had a GS come around in the past few years selling them. Makes me sad, I love those little cookies

 

[alkemyst]

you know they are really made of girl scouts don't you.

WTF!

 

[Leros]

The few times I saw girl scouts they were out of Samoas and Thin Mints. The one time I saw them, I didn't have any cash on me. Anyone wanna send me a box of Samoas?

 

[kt]

Just finished a box of Caramel delites

 

[fatpat268]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: daveshel

Originally posted by: fatpat268
Bah, I refuse to pay for overpriced cookies.

Cheapskate. It's a donation to support a great organization, not a discount cookie company.

Maybe so, but I'd much rather give them an outright donation (which I won't because I'm cheap like that) than pay for overpriced cookies where the Girl Scouts would be lucky to get half of what they sell the cookies for.

Just sayin.

 

[0roo0roo]

morgan spurlock has to make a documentary on these little evil cookies.
little girls killing america!

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: fatpat268

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: daveshel

Originally posted by: fatpat268
Bah, I refuse to pay for overpriced cookies.

Cheapskate. It's a donation to support a great organization, not a discount cookie company.

Maybe so, but I'd much rather give them an outright donation (which I won't because I'm cheap like that) than pay for overpriced cookies where the Girl Scouts would be lucky to get half of what they sell the cookies for.

Just sayin.

so shut up and donate. I usually buy two boxes and let them keep the change of a ten.

 

[eplebnista]

I have finished off the six boxes I had (2 Thin Mints, 2 Tagalongs, 2 Samoas).

I like the Tagalongs the best so far.

Have six more boxes due in next week (2 Cinnaspins, 2 Peanut Butter Sandwich, 1 Lemonades, 1 Thanks-A-Lot).

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: fatpat268
Bah, I refuse to pay for overpriced cookies.

You've apparently missed the point of buying overpriced cookies. I buy them and happily pay the money because I not only love the cookies, but don't mind helping fund the programs for the Girlscouts.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: SearchMaster

Originally posted by: Fritzo
[shakespearean voice]

The pangs if breakfast hunger...you do quench
The chocolate of thy Thin Mint, doth calm the stomach
How is it that I am worthy to partake in this ambrosia, known to mortals as Samoas
The gullet to thy soul weeps tears of joy, lest unworthiness
This gift, oh heavenly Girl Scout, shall not be forgotten

[/shakespearean voice]

I got started on the second sleeve of a box of Thin Mints the other day before I even realized it. Those things are crack to me. I threw the rest in the trash because I didn't want to die in a mound of Thin Mint vomit.

They better be frozen... otherwise good bye friend... If you eat them frozen you will not stop until you die or you run out of little girls to buy them from...