Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning

[Iron Woode]

"Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty- Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty- Morning!
Pridsummer Grorning Utty!
Discovery.....Oh.
Putty?.....Armpit?
Armpit.....Putty.
Not even a particularlyNice Shade of Green."

Azgoths of Kria

😀

 

[Sheepathon]

I love buttermilk biscuits.

 

[Cooler]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
"Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty- Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty- Morning!
Pridsummer Grorning Utty!
Discovery.....Oh.
Putty?.....Armpit?
Armpit.....Putty.
Not even a particularlyNice Shade of Green."

Azgoths of Kria

😀

I think this the WTF of the day.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Cooler

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
"Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty- Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty- Morning!
Pridsummer Grorning Utty!
Discovery.....Oh.
Putty?.....Armpit?
Armpit.....Putty.
Not even a particularlyNice Shade of Green."

Azgoths of Kria

😀

I think this the WTF of the day.

you think so, eh?

" Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't. "

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

 

[laurenlex]

Shower between applying deoderant, FTW.

 

[Squisher]

Don't quit your day job.

 

[loup garou]

That's the second worst poem I've ever read. 😉

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: loup garou
That's the second worst poem I've ever read. 😉

:thumbsup:

 

[SmoochyTX]

You should really get back to your D&D.