Odd Undies

[mollymawk]

My wacky Aunt Arlie was reading (in the National Enquirer, yet) that lacy underwear for men is the latest rage. The Enquirer even gave a plug to a Website that sells some mighty peculiar his & hers dainties:

Hidden Vestments

Now Arlie has her mind set on buying a set of these slinky duds for her husband, Uncle Jack, as a birthday gift (Uncle Jack, incidentally, will be 70 years old and resembles a fatter version of Karl Malden.)

HELP! I know I am out of touch with pop culture, but are frilly camisoles and lace-trimmed boxers really being worn by regular guys these days? I would like to talk Aunt Arlie out of her obsession, particularly since the gift is going to be presented at a family get-together where everyone will get to see Uncle Jack opening his birthday presents, revealing these godawful leftovers from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Good Lord, the shock might kill him.

So I ask the younger, hipper contingent of this board (and I admit humbly that almost all of you are younger and hipper than I am,) is this sort of underwear actually "the thing", or is Aunt Arlie ready for the Rubber Room?

 

[GrInNer]

hmmmm boxers are about as "odd" as I get. I'm pretty sure that the lacy undies would be more comfortable, but my manhood says its just plain unatural. Hows that for logic?

 

[Isla]

rotfl!

Reminds me of my dear old auntie who presented me and the Mr with a handy dandy vibrator at Noche Buena (Latin celebration of Christmas Eve). ah, the memories...

I would suggest strongly encouraging her to give such a gift in private, so that he won't have to wait long before he can model them for her. Otherwise, I think when you get that age and you're still feeling randy, more power to you!

 

[Barrak]

I have a pair of boxers with lips all over them, thats as wild as I go. These things are not for normal guys. Looks good on the girls though

 

[Windogg]

Isla, we tried to give a "private" gift to a friend but she was so toasted that she went around shouting "WINDOGG AND LOLA ARE GIVING ME VIBRATOR!!! JUST LIKE THE ONE FROM SEX AND THE CITY!!!" Needless to say she was very embarrased when she sobered up.

As for the undies, ooohhhh.... I no longer have to wear my girlfriend's undies. They feel so sexy.

 

[bonk102]

yeah, boxers are about as weird as i get in teh underwear department

 

[Valhalla1]

lol..

this has got to be another damn parody website..

lets see, we had bonzaikitten, the human flesh one, the technicalvirgin.com one, and now lacy panties for men?

 

[Noriaki]

<< Reminds me of my dear old auntie who presented me and the Mr with a handy dandy vibrator at Noche Buena (Latin celebration of Christmas Eve). ah, the memories.. >>

:Q hahahahah that's hilarious.

I wouldn't wear no lacey underwear.

 

[ATLien247]

After looking at that site, all I can say is: GaaaAayy...

 

[Viperoni]

No.