Obese people are hilarous

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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
"You're not a shoplifter you're just a fat kid! Huh! Sorry about that, fatty fat fatty. Hey Dom he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate, fatso."

Sir, you cant park your minivan on the diving board. :D
 

TheoPetro

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: jlbenedict
OP is the reason why alot of people have mental issues today. OP is one of those type that ridicules people that are other than perfect. If you are not a jock or have a model body, you are made fun of.. and ran into the fvcking ground. And you wonder why people go on a rampage and shoot people..

thats far from the truth...but apparantly for small minded people there is only fat and perfect bodies. Only the two body types right????????

Also I never ridiculed her to her face, as far as she is concerned, nothing happened.

and that my friend is where you failed her. If she isnt aware of the problem ( duno hwo she could be unless there arnt any reflective surfaces in her home) then she cant fix it.
 

BAMAVOO

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
"You're not a shoplifter you're just a fat kid! Huh! Sorry about that, fatty fat fatty. Hey Dom he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate, fatso."

Sir, you cant park your minivan on the diving board. :D

I am ashamed to have you use my Gorilla avitar. :(
 

beer

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: jlbenedict
OP is the reason why alot of people have mental issues today. OP is one of those type that ridicules people that are other than perfect. If you are not a jock or have a model body, you are made fun of.. and ran into the fvcking ground. And you wonder why people go on a rampage and shoot people..

thats far from the truth...but apparantly for small minded people there is only fat and perfect bodies. Only the two body types right????????

Also I never ridiculed her to her face, as far as she is concerned, nothing happened.

Health insurance needs to be tiered according to BMI. The umbrella policy for all people at a healthy weight is one monthly payment; those overweight is another; those obese is another.

I'm sick of paying for fat asses to get their triple bypass/diabetes meds. Your liability should be shared by those in your same weight class, even if it bankrupts you - it's not my fault you can't keep a healthy weight.
 
Apr 17, 2005
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Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
"You're not a shoplifter you're just a fat kid! Huh! Sorry about that, fatty fat fatty. Hey Dom he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate, fatso."

Sir, you cant park your minivan on the diving board. :D

I am ashamed to have you use my Gorilla avitar. :(

why dont you switch to the morbidly obese person avatar.
 

compuwiz1

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The best advice I can give you, is to be careful what you think and say about others, when it comes to their physical attributes. I realize kids can be cruel, but there is also a thing called Karma.
You reap what you sow, so to speak. By some weird chemical imbalance, what if, 5 years from now, you found yourself weighing in at 450lbs? Do you thnk every Obese person planned to be that way? If you really understood what many of these people go thru, you would not even post such a thread. :|

You are one of those brats who needs to be sentenced to live in someone elses skin for a month.
 

StevenYoo

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Originally posted by: beer

Health insurance needs to be tiered according to BMI. The umbrella policy for all people at a healthy weight is one monthly payment; those overweight is another; those obese is another.

I'm sick of paying for fat asses to get their triple bypass/diabetes meds. Your liability should be shared by those in your same weight class, even if it bankrupts you - it's not my fault you can't keep a healthy weight.

BMI is really a terrible gauge to measure obesity.

People that work out and lift weights can have very high BMI's (>27-28) but be ruggedly healthy.
 

krunchykrome

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Originally posted by: beer
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: jlbenedict
OP is the reason why alot of people have mental issues today. OP is one of those type that ridicules people that are other than perfect. If you are not a jock or have a model body, you are made fun of.. and ran into the fvcking ground. And you wonder why people go on a rampage and shoot people..

thats far from the truth...but apparantly for small minded people there is only fat and perfect bodies. Only the two body types right????????

Also I never ridiculed her to her face, as far as she is concerned, nothing happened.

Health insurance needs to be tiered according to BMI. The umbrella policy for all people at a healthy weight is one monthly payment; those overweight is another; those obese is another.

I'm sick of paying for fat asses to get their triple bypass/diabetes meds. Your liability should be shared by those in your same weight class, even if it bankrupts you - it's not my fault you can't keep a healthy weight.


This can be argued. Medical recommendation says that my ideal healthy bodyweight at a height of 5'11 should be between 136lbs-179lbs. According to them, my 208lb weight would be classified as obese, although Im in the best shape of my life.
 
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Originally posted by: TheoPetro
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: jlbenedict
OP is the reason why alot of people have mental issues today. OP is one of those type that ridicules people that are other than perfect. If you are not a jock or have a model body, you are made fun of.. and ran into the fvcking ground. And you wonder why people go on a rampage and shoot people..

thats far from the truth...but apparantly for small minded people there is only fat and perfect bodies. Only the two body types right????????

Also I never ridiculed her to her face, as far as she is concerned, nothing happened.

and that my friend is where you failed her. If she isnt aware of the problem ( duno hwo she could be unless there arnt any reflective surfaces in her home) then she cant fix it.

She doesn't realize what's wrong with her? You don't need a mirror to look at yourself and go damn I need to lose weight. I can pat my tummy and I'll know I ate too much for the past week.
 

CCCHeel

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What's the point in being mean?

I'm not just talking to the guy that started this thread. I'm also talking to everyone who responded with a "haha" or "hehe."

Why be mean? I mean, really!
 
Apr 17, 2005
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Originally posted by: compuwiz1
The best advice I can give you, is to be careful what you think and say about others, when it comes to their physical attributes. I realize kids can be cruel, but there is also a thing called Karma.
You reap what you sow, so to speak. By some weird chemical imbalance, what if, 5 years from now, you found yourself weighing in at 450lbs? Do you thnk every Obese person planned to be that way? If you really understood what many of these people go thru, you would not even post such a thread. :|

You are one of those brats who needs to be sentenced to live in someone elses skin for a month.

i'm not perfect and i realize it. And fat people 95% of the time are fat because they eat too much, and I dont need to feel bad from them.
 
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Originally posted by: CCCHeel
What's the point in being mean?

I'm not just talking to the guy that started this thread. I'm also talking to everyone who responded with a "haha" or "hehe."

Why be mean? I mean, really!

get the fvck off your high horse son...dont tell me you've never laughed at someone elses expense.
 

homestarmy

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Originally posted by: jlbenedict
OP is the reason why alot of people have mental issues today. OP is one of those type that ridicules people that are other than perfect. If you are not a jock or have a model body, you are made fun of.. and ran into the fvcking ground. And you wonder why people go on a rampage and shoot people..

"Not having a model body" and 300lbs at 5'4" are two very very different things!
 

tvbi

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Originally posted by: CCCHeel
What's the point in being mean?

I'm not just talking to the guy that started this thread. I'm also talking to everyone who responded with a "haha" or "hehe."

Why be mean? I mean, really!

not trying to be mean.. jsut expressing my emotion .. hehe
 

CCCHeel

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Hey jerk, we're not talking about me here, and yes, I have laughed at other's expenses before, when I was younger and dumber.

My point is about YOU and this POSt. Why in the world would you come post this here, except to just be mean?

You're sad. I feel sorry for you and people like you.
 

homestarmy

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Originally posted by: compuwiz1
The best advice I can give you, is to be careful what you think and say about others, when it comes to their physical attributes. I realize kids can be cruel, but there is also a thing called Karma.
You reap what you sow, so to speak. By some weird chemical imbalance, what if, 5 years from now, you found yourself weighing in at 450lbs? Do you thnk every Obese person planned to be that way? If you really understood what many of these people go thru, you would not even post such a thread. :|

You are one of those brats who needs to be sentenced to live in someone elses skin for a month.

I was fat for awihle. What did I do? I started exersizing and eating right and where am I now? Here laughing about the fatty.
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
This annoying fat girl in my class dropped her notebook at her feet and had to perform a series of 'acrobatic' manuevers to retrive it.

she can always lose weight, you otoh will probably be an azz forever.
 

compuwiz1

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
The best advice I can give you, is to be careful what you think and say about others, when it comes to their physical attributes. I realize kids can be cruel, but there is also a thing called Karma.
You reap what you sow, so to speak. By some weird chemical imbalance, what if, 5 years from now, you found yourself weighing in at 450lbs? Do you thnk every Obese person planned to be that way? If you really understood what many of these people go thru, you would not even post such a thread. :|

You are one of those brats who needs to be sentenced to live in someone elses skin for a month.

i'm not perfect and i realize it. And fat people 95% of the time are fat because they eat too much, and I dont need to feel bad from them.


That is a very unfactual, and uneducated statement. I'm not going to do your homework for you, but I can assure you that many obese people probably eat less than you.
 

slsmnaz

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
This annoying fat girl in my class dropped her notebook at her feet and had to perform a series of 'acrobatic' manuevers to retrive it.

she can always lose weight, you otoh will probably be an azz forever.

:thumbsup:
 

Descartes

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Originally posted by: homestarmy
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
The best advice I can give you, is to be careful what you think and say about others, when it comes to their physical attributes. I realize kids can be cruel, but there is also a thing called Karma.
You reap what you sow, so to speak. By some weird chemical imbalance, what if, 5 years from now, you found yourself weighing in at 450lbs? Do you thnk every Obese person planned to be that way? If you really understood what many of these people go thru, you would not even post such a thread. :|

You are one of those brats who needs to be sentenced to live in someone elses skin for a month.

I was fat for awihle. What did I do? I started exersizing and eating right and where am I now? Here laughing about the fatty.

That makes you far, far worse than the OP as far as I'm concerned.
 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: homestarmy
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
The best advice I can give you, is to be careful what you think and say about others, when it comes to their physical attributes. I realize kids can be cruel, but there is also a thing called Karma.
You reap what you sow, so to speak. By some weird chemical imbalance, what if, 5 years from now, you found yourself weighing in at 450lbs? Do you thnk every Obese person planned to be that way? If you really understood what many of these people go thru, you would not even post such a thread. :|

You are one of those brats who needs to be sentenced to live in someone elses skin for a month.

I was fat for awihle. What did I do? I started exersizing and eating right and where am I now? Here laughing about the fatty.

But when are you going to get a real degree slacker?