O NO!!! Cats are from mars!

Pretender

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Mar 14, 2000
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ROFL
http://www.catsarefrommars.com/levitate.htm

  • If you drop a buttered piece of bread, it will always fall onto the floor buttered-side down.
  • If a cat is dropped from a window or other high place, it will always land on its feet.
But what if you attach a piece of buttered bread to a cat's back, with the buttered side facing up, and then toss the cat out the window?
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A buttered cat, when released into the air, will quickly move to a height where the forces of cat-twisting and butter-repulsion are in equilibrium



ROFLMAO:
http://www.catsarefrommars.com/demon_cat.jpg
http://www.catsarefrommars.com/cat_with_attitude.jpg
 

kami

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Oct 9, 1999
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Bwhahahaha :D Haven't seen anything that funny in a while



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haha :)