O.M.G. I just came home from the movies and ...

bed

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So I went to go see War of the Worlds with my Mom and Dad. We slowly drive past our drive way, since my dad likes to back the car in, and we see this truck in our backyard in our driveway. Of course, we are all like WTF.

We turn off the lights and back up slowly to the point that we block the car in. My dad has a permit, so he gets his pistol out and he and I start walking back. I know this sounds too perfect to be true, but there was a broken lawn decoration that consisted of a iron pole and some ornament on top, but the ornament had fallen off. I of course picked this up.

When we get to the backyard, there is a slight light on in the garage, and the bed of the truck has our lawn mower and grill in it! The door to the garage (a detached garage converted into a workshop) was open, but pushed 90% closed. My dad stood next to me on the far side of the garage door (the opposite side that the truck is on) and waited for the door to open.

My dad said that he didn't want to shoot the guy so he told me to swing as hard as I could at the guy when he came out, and if he had a gun or something, my dad would be the backup of sorts. So soon enough, the door opens, and a hispanic guy, maybe 40-45 appears. I swing and hit his face at his nose. I swing again and hit him the top of his head as he bent over. I am pretty sure he was unconscious from then on.

We went in the garage, got the phone, and called 911. The police and medics came, and the guy was still out cold. Not only that, but there was a pool of blood from his nose, and blood really streaming from his head. When I say I whacked him, I mean ... I whacked him with all my strength + addrenaline. I hit him so hard, the iron rod vibrated and jammed my wrists.

None of us will be charged for obvious reasons. Don't know what all happens now though. My dad originally wanted me to hold the gun and him to whack the guy, but if I had shot him with my dad's pistol, all hell would break loose.

I really hope I didn't kill someone tonight.

Before anyone calls shens, I wish that this was shens. I really do wish it.

UPDATE: Diagram of Robbery

Cliff's:
1. Came home
2. Caught robber
3. I hit him twice with iron rod
4. Hit to nose and top of head
5. Blood pools
6. Police
7. No charges against me of father
8. Robber unconscious throughout, might be dead?
9. I hope I didn't kill someone tonight
10. Not shens, I only wish it was.
 

Qwest

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wow! what a first post.
hope everything works out.
oh yeah, and who were you before you were banned?
 

iamme

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Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
welcome to AT

please post cliff notes for any post longer than 3 sentances

welcome to AT

don't ever post cliff notes. buck the ADD syndrome around here.

crazy story, man. keep us updated!
 

sixone

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Originally posted by: bed
None of us will be charged for obvious reasons.

Maybe not criminally, but wait till the guy wakes up. Congrats: you are now his meal ticket.

 

Aharami

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i have a feeling someone created a secondary account to post this. anyhow...good luck man. hope you didnt kill the bastard
 

bed

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Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: bed
None of us will be charged for obvious reasons.

Maybe not criminally, but wait till the guy wakes up. Congrats: you are now his meal ticket.

No, he broke in through a window. It was protection of personal property. We were assured we wouldn't be charged. I'm not even sure if this will go to court.
 

Umberger

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only twice? man, you're nicer than me. a dead guy can't get out of jail and do it again.
 

MrDudeMan

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dont post cliffs unless you want to. schadenfroh is one of our resident morons, so ignore him.

i hope you didnt kill him either, but you did what you had to do. he may have killed you instead...just remember that.